For fans of Jenny Agutter...

<grabs calculator and tries to remember Tori's date of birth>

Phew... safe there.[1]

[1] Current female accomplice, who shall henceforth be known as A, is
only 4 months younger than me. I first met her when we were 15 and it's
freaking my sister out me being with her best mate of over 20 years.

 

Something like that. They actually waited until she was 16 so they
could start filming those scenes legally.

 

From Wiki:

"Agutter continued a transition to adult roles in Walkabout (1971),
playing a teenage schoolgirl who was lost in the Australian outback
with her younger brother. She first auditioned for the role in 1967 but
funding problems delayed filming until 1969. The delay in production
meant Agutter was 16 at the time of filming, and the director took
advantage of her new legal status by including nude scenes in the
film[2] including a five minute[3] skinny-dipping scene which was cut
from the original US release.[4] She commented during an interview at
the 2005 Bradford Film Festival at the National Media Museum that she
was shocked by the film's explicitness when she first viewed it, but is
still on good terms with director Nicolas Roeg. "

 

Lozzo <> as King Henry V: Though all that I can do is
nothing worth, Since that my penitence comes after all, Imploring
Pardon.

Please don't post in the shed without the proper authorisation.

We don't like oinks just wandering in and acting like the place is their
own ... and we damn sure ain't about to reply to them.

So there.

--
Bill Jillians - Improving EVERYONE'S Usenet Experience since 1997.
Raised to Perfection: demon.ip.support.newuser, uk.adverts.personals(RIP),
uk.adverts.computer,alt.suicide.holiday(RIP).
Work in Progress: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
rec.arts.drwho,uk.rec.sheds
"The life of a private citizen is infinitely preferable to the life of a Prince
in terms of the damage done to other people" Machiavelli.

 

Pot, meet kettle. kettle, pot.

 

hear hear

 

I wrote (soz):

For the avoidance of doubt: the bikers are neighbours
and are welcome, frequent visitors.

[removes beek from biker's fundament]

 

That's an insurance claim detail that is going to take a lot of
explaining.

 

The message <>

Wotcha two-wheelied friends. Have a cuppa.

 

bobharvey said:

<backs up thread, reads kf'ed bits>

Indeed. What a cheeky person.

Not a symmetrical situation, though, because urm doesn't come in and
act like <etc>, he does. "What do you mean, 'we', paleface ?"

 

crikey. Someone spelled `friends' correctly!

 

Wiv proper fully leaded milk, mind. None of that semi-skimmed stuff. And
a chocolate HobNob, if you've got any left, ta.

 

The message <1j4cnhc.1jwodrh1dgag9zN%>
from (The Older Gentleman) contains these
words:

Ain't had the former for years - but sorry, I had the latter very
recently. All of them.

 

I'm not allowed fully leaded - doctors orders, dontcha know.

 

If I may quote the words of the bard,
"Who the **** are you?"

 

The message <>

He's a bit of a tagnut who's camped in the shed for a while.

 

How civilized. TVM

 

Sainsburys, the 'orrible market, have started flogging small
quantities of farmhouse butter from the deli - it is very high is
salt, butterfat, and oils and tastes a bit like butter should. i.e.
of something.

 

Not butter then.

Oils? definitely not butter.

Of salt, you mean.

 

<draws up bag of Blue Circle, pops top off BA>

I'd say. Anyone for a bockle?