For FREE - washing machine - come and get it

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Baron Von Rotter, May 15, 2004.

  1. I have a 5kg simpson washing machine. It does all the usual washing
    shit, only it tends to leak a tiny bit of water when you put it on hot
    cycle. Its been driving mrs von rotter mad for the last couple of years
    and being a cunning bastard, I promised her a new one when the 'time was
    right'.

    Since theres now a new underpuppy and the amount of soiled undies has
    increased... yes... I have shit my pants on occasions :p - we need
    something with a bit bigger capacity and hot water capability.

    So, if you need a clothes washing machine, and you want it soon and you
    dont want to pay anything for it, email me on

    Please, dont **** me around. You come and get it, I own an Audi for
    fucks sake, they are fantastic in a crash, but singularly useless at
    carrying stuff. Im also sleep deprived thanks to said underpuppy and
    unlikely to be amicable if someone wants to just drop in for a look. You
    either want the fucking thing, or you dont. It works, I wouldnt offload
    it if it didnt, I would drop it at the tip ---- but only after hiring a
    ute to do it.

    I live in Altona Meadows in Melbourne Victoria.
     
    Baron Von Rotter, May 15, 2004
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    Marty H Guest


    why dont you pad it with foam and use it on the gentle cycle to put Madaline
    (?sp) asleep, just dont let the Dept of Human services find out...of Monica
    for that matter

    glad to help

    mh
     
    Marty H, May 15, 2004
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    alx Guest

    Do you offer a warranty?

    ie. if it stuffs up can you bring your poxy audi around and pick it up?

    I'll give you freefiddy andakigindanutz
     
    alx, May 15, 2004
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  4. gawd

    :-(


     
    Baron Von Rotter, May 15, 2004
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  5. Yeah, I will offer a warranty... 2 days... if it fucks up and you ring
    me while Im sleeping.. I will run you over with my poxy audi.... sound
    fair???

    :)

     
    Baron Von Rotter, May 15, 2004
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    alx Guest

    PS. I'm in Sydney, 4th floor, you'll have to bring it up the stairs. But there'll be a tea waiting.

    And if you do turn up in the middle of the night then I'll give you anuva kigindanutz :)

    Sounds fair.


     
    alx, May 16, 2004
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  7. LOL !!! :p dont underestimate those sneaky germans.... (BVR reaches down
    and presses the stair climbing button on the audi)
     
    Baron Von Rotter, May 16, 2004
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    Johnnie5 Guest

    cheaper for cash moite ???
     
    Johnnie5, May 16, 2004
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  9. I'll even write you a receipt moit

     
    Baron Von Rotter, May 16, 2004
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