For FREE - washing machine - come and get it

I have a 5kg simpson washing machine. It does all the usual washing
shit, only it tends to leak a tiny bit of water when you put it on hot
cycle. Its been driving mrs von rotter mad for the last couple of years
and being a cunning bastard, I promised her a new one when the 'time was
right'.

Since theres now a new underpuppy and the amount of soiled undies has
increased... yes... I have shit my pants on occasions - we need
something with a bit bigger capacity and hot water capability.

So, if you need a clothes washing machine, and you want it soon and you
dont want to pay anything for it, email me on

Please, dont **** me around. You come and get it, I own an Audi for
fucks sake, they are fantastic in a crash, but singularly useless at
carrying stuff. Im also sleep deprived thanks to said underpuppy and
unlikely to be amicable if someone wants to just drop in for a look. You
either want the fucking thing, or you dont. It works, I wouldnt offload
it if it didnt, I would drop it at the tip ---- but only after hiring a
ute to do it.

I live in Altona Meadows in Melbourne Victoria.

 

why dont you pad it with foam and use it on the gentle cycle to put Madaline
(?sp) asleep, just dont let the Dept of Human services find out...of Monica
for that matter

glad to help

mh

 

Do you offer a warranty?

ie. if it stuffs up can you bring your poxy audi around and pick it up?

I'll give you freefiddy andakigindanutz

 

gawd

:-(

 

Yeah, I will offer a warranty... 2 days... if it fucks up and you ring
me while Im sleeping.. I will run you over with my poxy audi.... sound
fair???

 

PS. I'm in Sydney, 4th floor, you'll have to bring it up the stairs. But there'll be a tea waiting.

And if you do turn up in the middle of the night then I'll give you anuva kigindanutz

Sounds fair.

 

LOL !!! dont underestimate those sneaky germans.... (BVR reaches down
and presses the stair climbing button on the audi)

 

cheaper for cash moite ???

 

I'll even write you a receipt moit