For goodness sake!

Mr.Fireman has just been on telly -

- and it turns out that the National Motorcycle Museum has likely been
destroyed by some Muppet chucking a fag-end onto a pile of boxes of air-con
filters stored outside the building.

Smoking may or may not kill 'em - but I'd like to have a go.


Roger

 

<rant>

mind, the main problem with (some) smokers is the complete lack of care
about anyone or anything else. If the twonk had dropped his fag-butt on the
ground and trod on it 'til it was out, and *made sure* the fucking thing was
out before wandering off, then there'd be no fire.

This is a common attitude. You see 'em hurling burning fag-ends out of car
windows, and bloody nigh every car has a sodding ashtray, so *use* the
fucking thing. The only possible reason for such behaviour is a complete
disregard for others. There is, to my mind, no excuse. I can far easier
excuse people pissing in the street[1] (provided they do so in an
out-of-the-way place, or down a drain) than those who not only litter the
place with fag-ends, but can't even be arsed to put the bloody things out
before dropping 'em.

</rant>

[1] sometimes this is not optional... and besides, most towns stop providing
public bogs at about 17:30 hrs.

 

a piquante thought has just occurred to me, perhaps he'll incinerate himself
in bed next time...

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"The breezy call of incense-breathing Morn, The swallow twittering
from the strawbuilt shed, The cock's shrill clarion, or the echoing
horn, No more shall rouse them from their lowly bed."
Thomas Gray, Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard.

 

most towns stop providing

So where do the cottagers go for a late-night shag, then? Just wondered.

 

In

typical now there has to be 24 hour opening on shagging

Whats wrong with doing it in normal shopping hours? )


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