Saw this guy recently at the side of the road in a bit of a mess after a messy SVA in the gravel on a bend. Apart from all the gravel rash his main problem appeared to be a severe face injury resulting from falling on a tennis racquet which he had down the front of his jacket. As he fell the end of the handle went up his helmet and tore a big piece out of the side of his cheek along with what appeared to be a tooth or two. It was hard to tell because he was bleeding so profusely. Over the years I've accommodated many items down the front of may jacket as a quick and easy way to carry things a few kilometres. Guess I was luck never to come off.