The family wheeled Grandma out on the Lawn in her Wheelchair where the activities for her 100th Birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members straightened her up, & stuffed pillows on her Right. A short time later Grandma started leaning off to her Left, so again the family grabbed her, & stuffed pillows under her Left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family grabbed her, & tied a pillow case around her waist, to hold her up. A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma & said "Hi Grandma;you're looking good, are they treating you well?" Grandma took out her little notepad & slowly wrote a note to the Grandson;"They wont let me Fart". -- www.ratrodz.co.uk XJ900 Trike ** GS850 Trike XV1000 TR1 Chop [Rot 13 it] Some people are like slinkys.... no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!
Old I may be, to some, but not by the standards of that joke, which must predate the dinosaurs. -- _______ ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom) \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3 (slightly broken, currently missing) `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10 `\|/` `
I think it was Methusela who first told me that joke, but was so long ago, it could've been his dad. -- Beav VN 750 Zed 1000 OMF# 19