For you 'Old Uns'

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BORG, Jan 26, 2007.

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    BORG Guest

    The family wheeled Grandma out on the Lawn in her Wheelchair where the
    activities for her 100th Birthday were taking place.

    Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she
    needed to communicate.

    After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
    right, so some family members straightened her up, & stuffed pillows
    on her Right.

    A short time later Grandma started leaning off to her Left, so again
    the family grabbed her, & stuffed pillows under her Left.

    Soon she started leaning forward, so the family grabbed her, & tied a
    pillow case around her waist, to hold her up.

    A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma & said "Hi
    Grandma;you're looking good, are they treating you well?"

    Grandma took out her little notepad & slowly wrote a note to the
    Grandson;"They wont let me Fart".
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    BORG, Jan 26, 2007
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    Ace Guest

    Old I may be, to some, but not by the standards of that joke, which
    must predate the dinosaurs.
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    Vass Guest

    By old'uns you meant the joke, right?
     
    Vass, Jan 26, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    I think it was Methusela who first told me that joke, but was so long ago,
    it could've been his dad.


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    Beav, Jan 26, 2007
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    Spete Guest

    Who, Auvache?

    :)
     
    Spete, Jan 26, 2007
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    Klaatu Guest


    Christ
     
    Klaatu, Jan 27, 2007
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