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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by AndrewR, Aug 10, 2007.

  1. AndrewR

    AndrewR Guest

    Now that she's mine.

    Full report when I've eaten, by which time (hopefully) my arse will have
    stopped aching.

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    AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
    Aprilia RSV-1000R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo, Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
    BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Aug 10, 2007
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  2. Depends what you've been eating, iwt.
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
    river cleaned out in a day.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 10, 2007
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  3. AndrewR

    AndrewR Guest

    Right, what with the one that got smashed in to a scaffolding lorry and the
    other one, which got smashed in to a whole variety of things, I've been
    riding ZX-6Rs for 7.5 years now.

    I've done 50-odd thousand miles on them, commuting, track days, a little
    light touring.

    My ZX-6R is a comfy old slipper.

    The Aprilia is not a slipper.

    It's a stiletto.

    Made of glass.

    That's too narrow a width fitting.

    Bad things about the Aprilia, and there are a few:

    - It's hard to keep at a constant speed in a 30/40 limit
    - In very slow traffic it sounds like it's going to stall
    - It gets incredibly hot - to the sort of, "Ow, ow, my leg's burning!" stage
    - If you try to sit in a straight line 30 miles on a dual carriageway or
    motorway it becomes *insanely* uncomfortable.
    - The mirrors show you nothing of what's behind.
    - Although the seat is quite big it's slipperier than a well oil weasle
    salesman, so the only possible seating position is with your crotch forced
    against the tank.
    - The vibrations make your fingers go numb after a while

    With all of these things by the time I'd done my first 40 miles on it I was
    convinced I'd made the worse bike buying decision ever. Then I took a
    break, had something to eat and tried again.

    Once I got a bit more in to the whole V-twin I started enjoying myself a bit
    more. It's lovely filtering through slow traffic, because it feels so
    narrow and agile and even though I can only use the first 6,000rpm before
    angry Mr Flashy Red Light appears and shouts, "NO MORE FUN!", I could amuse
    myself seeing how fast it would get from whatever speed up to 100mph. Very
    fast. Very, very fast. Oh yes. And fuel consumption seemed good - I put
    15 quid in and the warning light still wasn't on 120 miles later when I
    pulled in to stretch my legs.

    And then I hit Hartside pass - twisty roads with not much traffic.

    After the first few sweeping bends I was ready to forgive this bike
    anything. I have never been on another bike that corners like it. It turns
    like it weighs nothing at all and then drives out of the corner perfectly.
    I probably wasn't any fast over Hartside than I normally would be, but the
    bike made me feel like a riding god. I was cursing angry Mr Flashy Red
    Light and I have to wait 400 miles for him to go away :(

    The only note of discord is that my 6R, comfy old slipper that it is, is
    very forgiving about me touching the brakes mid-corner, and I think I use a
    little gentle braking as a comfort blanket sometimes. The 'Prilly made it
    *absolutely* clear that it wasn't going to stand for that sort of thing ...
    no, I sharn't be doing that again.

    So, on to next week and the commuting ...

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    Aprilia RSV-1000R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo, Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Aug 10, 2007
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  4. AndrewR

    Molly Guest

    Nice bike, what colour? [1]

    [1]The bike not your arse
     
    Molly, Aug 10, 2007
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  5. AndrewR

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Black 'n' blue from the sounds of it.
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 10, 2007
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  6. AndrewR

    Pip Luscher Guest

    It's a litre bike.
    It's a sports litre bike with sport litre bike gearing. And an Italian
    vee-twin motor.
    Probably because it's been shined up with something. If it's like a
    Tuono seat then it gets better once that's worn off.
    <surprise>
    Well, mine's an older RSV Tuono, not a Mille, but I never had that
    problem. In fact, the only Vee that ever gave me tingly hands was my
    TLR.

    Fours, OTOH...
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 10, 2007
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  7. AndrewR

    AndrewR Guest

    Silver
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    AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
    Aprilia RSV-1000R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo, Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
    BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Aug 10, 2007
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  8. AndrewR

    Hog Guest

    Suspension. Get a decent guide and set her up.
     
    Hog, Aug 11, 2007
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  9. AndrewR

    Eddie Guest

    The Tuono will have a more upright seating position. He just needs to
    develop some abdominal muscles, and put less weight on his arms. It'll
    also be less of a problem when you start chucking it around a bit (not
    into the scenery, though).
     
    Eddie, Aug 11, 2007
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  10. AndrewR

    dog Guest

    pansy foo foo
    erm, you should be able to do that fine.

    not that you need to with the engine braking, if you're in the right gear.
     
    dog, Aug 14, 2007
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  11. AndrewR

    AndrewR Guest

    Heh. As I spend more time with it I'm getting used to it. I was just a
    *long* way from Kansas during my first day with it.
    Bear in mind that I've gone from knackered brakes, where the lever could
    come back to the bar with no significant loss of speed, to hit-a-brick-wall,
    state of the art, radial super-stoppers. I was possibly just being a little
    squeamish, but it definately felt like the front end was trying to tuck
    under.

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    AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
    Aprilia RSV-1000R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo, Kawasaki ZX-6R (Offers?)
    BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Aug 14, 2007
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  12. AndrewR

    dog Guest

    spray some wd-40 over your brake discs. sorted.
     
    dog, Aug 14, 2007
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  13. AndrewR

    Hog Guest

    Oh some ACF50 would be more efficacious shirly
     
    Hog, Aug 14, 2007
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  14. AndrewR

    darsy Guest

    FFS, think of the environment - he should use extra virgin olive oil
    for that sort of thing.
     
    darsy, Aug 14, 2007
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  15. AndrewR

    AndrewR Guest

    Ah, then they'd be as good as the back brake which, I notice, is either on
    or off.

    Just as well I never use the back brake, really.

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    AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
    Aprilia RSV-1000R, Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo, Kawasaki ZX-6R (Offers?)
    BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Aug 14, 2007
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  16. AndrewR

    Hog Guest

    Strange you should say that. Some EV was utilized in extremis the other
    night for something it was never intended for. It's a good product.
     
    Hog, Aug 14, 2007
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  17. AndrewR

    darsy Guest

    anal lube? I thought that was exactly what olive oil was intended
    for.
     
    darsy, Aug 14, 2007
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  18. AndrewR

    Hog Guest

    OIC
     
    Hog, Aug 14, 2007
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  19. AndrewR

    dog Guest

    it's handy on ice. once you stop it binding that is.
     
    dog, Aug 14, 2007
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  20. AndrewR

    darsy Guest

    that was butter, wasn't it?
     
    darsy, Aug 14, 2007
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