foul mouth motorcyclists!

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Serialpest, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. Serialpest

    Serialpest Guest

    Why are motorcyclists so fucking ignorant? This afternoon I thought I
    would teach one of these wankers a lesson. Usual line of traffic lined
    up at the traffic lights. Wanker in a motorcycle thinks he doesn't have
    to obey road rules and is too good to form a queue like everyone else so
    he drives between the two lanes of cars to the beginning of the queue -
    nearly. I decided to open the door of the 380 with my foot just as this
    wanker was driving past (and at least 60 i reckon) The idiot braked and
    went back wheel up just short of my door then then has the audacity to
    unload a mouthfull of filth in my direction! What is the world comming to?
     
    Serialpest, Feb 27, 2006
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  2. Serialpest

    Josh Guest

    Yeah because you are a dickhead!
    What danger did he subject you to? **** all!
    What you did could have been seriously dangerous!
    Face it, you were just pissed off because you had to wait in your sardine
    can and he didn't. Grow up you loser and use your brain for a change.
    Count your self lucky he didn't knock you out.
     
    Josh, Feb 27, 2006
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  3. Serialpest wrote:
    What is the world comming to?

    Yeah, fucktards who can't shut the gate!
     
    Pisshead Pete, Feb 27, 2006
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  4. Serialpest

    Serialpest Guest

    Not likely. I am a licenced to carry a firearm. He would have been
    shitting himself in his faggot leather gear.
     
    Serialpest, Feb 27, 2006
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  5. Serialpest

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Hey Pesty; getting the back wheel up is a sign of great skill among
    motorcyclists.
    Are you sure his "mouthfull of filth" wasn't just "**** I'm fucking good"
    or somesuch?
     
    Knobdoodle, Feb 27, 2006
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  6. Serialpest

    Jock Guest

    lol ya troll.
    Jock

    | Josh wrote:
    | > Yeah because you are a dickhead!
    | > What danger did he subject you to? **** all!
    | > What you did could have been seriously dangerous!
    | > Face it, you were just pissed off because you had to wait in your
    sardine
    | > can and he didn't. Grow up you loser and use your brain for a change.
    | > Count your self lucky he didn't knock you out.
    |
    | Not likely. I am a licenced to carry a firearm. He would have been
    | shitting himself in his faggot leather gear.
    |
    |
    | > | >
    | >>Why are motorcyclists so fucking ignorant? This afternoon I thought I
    | >>would teach one of these wankers a lesson. Usual line of traffic lined
    up
    | >>at the traffic lights. Wanker in a motorcycle thinks he doesn't have to
    | >>obey road rules and is too good to form a queue like everyone else so he
    | >>drives between the two lanes of cars to the beginning of the queue -
    | >>nearly. I decided to open the door of the 380 with my foot just as this
    | >>wanker was driving past (and at least 60 i reckon) The idiot braked and
    | >>went back wheel up just short of my door then then has the audacity to
    | >>unload a mouthfull of filth in my direction! What is the world comming
    to?
    | >
    | >
    | >
     
    Jock, Feb 27, 2006
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  7. Serialpest

    JL Guest

    That'd be one on the hook...

    JL
    (a 380 ? did it come with a beige cardigan ?)
     
    JL, Feb 27, 2006
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  8. Serialpest

    J5 Guest

    If he was going 60 as you claim then it is very unlikely that he would have
    stopped in time

    LMAO and the laugh would be on you when there is a claim on your insurance
    with you at fault :)
     
    J5, Feb 27, 2006
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  9. Serialpest

    Toosmoky Guest

    Ya get that...
     
    Toosmoky, Feb 27, 2006
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  10. Serialpest

    Poxy Guest

    And a hat on the parcel shelf?
     
    Poxy, Feb 27, 2006
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  11. Depending on which state you're in.
     
    Edward Norton, Feb 27, 2006
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  12. Serialpest

    bonspiel Guest

    The cager is a liar. He wqas driving a Morris 1100 and wearing a nice
    jumper his grannie knitted for him. He wasn't wearing his glasses and
    he's completely deaf. How do you apply to have such a Nigel's licence
    removed? Firearm? Arm? Bullshit. Break his arm and teach him a lesson
     
    bonspiel, Feb 27, 2006
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    Ron Guest

    It's a shame he did not get off his bike and "take you out"!
    It would have done the rest of us a BIG favour.

    I bet you locked the doors and sat in that horrid POS shitting yourself, as
    he was talking!
     
    Ron, Feb 27, 2006
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  14. Serialpest

    Ron Guest

    A two inch dick is NOT a fire arm, Homopest... LOL
    What a wanker...
     
    Ron, Feb 27, 2006
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  15. Serialpest

    J5 Guest

    no hypothetically about it

    there is at least one person in here who has been through this situation and
    the car
    was at fault due to failing to excercise due care when opening the door in
    NSW

    I believe this is what you would call 'precedent' in the court system

    and i be dollars to donuts that when its found that the serialpest did this
    on purpose
    he would get his arse spanked in court

    assuming he is for real rather than the troll we all suspect he is

    you could google it if you like , makes for an interesting read
     
    J5, Feb 27, 2006
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  16. Serialpest

    Dale Porter Guest

    Actually, the driver would have been at fault due to it being illegal to open your door in traffic without a bloody good reason. And
    if there was alot of traffic around, then it only takes one to be a witness to say it looked to be a deliberate act, and the driver
    would be screwed.

    But considering the OP was a re-hash of a very old, very well worn troll attempt, it's all academic.
     
    Dale Porter, Feb 27, 2006
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    Noddy Guest

    If it ever happened, which is highly unlikely.

    Pesty's life seems to revolve around making absurd claims to incite
    ridicule. Of course, he only does this after he's finished his homework and
    done his chores.
     
    Noddy, Feb 27, 2006
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  18. 100% correct. Which speaks volumes about how fucked up he is mentally.
     
    Spear and Magic Helmet, Feb 27, 2006
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  19. Serialpest

    Bugalugs Guest

    And his mum's said he can go and play on the puter. (she only said that
    so he would keep his hands busy on the keyboard instead of wanking)
     
    Bugalugs, Feb 27, 2006
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  20. Please mister can I get past? I'm sure there's room. I know you don't
    mind really. It's not queue jumping like they do in the burger shop. If
    you think about it it reduces the amount of traffic for everyone. It
    doesn't hurt. I'll try not to do it too fast and try not to freak you
    out. Thanks.
     
    Stephen Calder, Feb 27, 2006
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