[QUOTE="Grimly"] Sell them via the internet. Lots of people do. Oddly, I was hearing the other day that spam actually works - you'd be surprised (I was) to find that a significant percentage of VigraGiantWilly spam results in orders - something like 7%, which is astounding in direct mail terms.[/QUOTE] I'd always assumed it worked otherwise they wouldn't still be bothering with it. My only question is how do all these people *know* I've got a tiny willy and my girlfriend would like to scream with pleasure? I'm sure that if she did, it would wake my wife up.