Four coppers down

lol

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden

Heh. I'd like to see that:

"Skipper, there's a police launch with a 'Police Stop' sign just aft."

"Number One! Load the 4.5 inch with HE."

 

Weird isn't the word. Who the **** came up with the idea of writing with
blue "ink" on a blue background ffs? I thought I had trouble reading blue
writing on an orange background, but blue on blue tops that.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

And I rather like the idea of a big fenced in area, like a Safari Park.
Locked. 20 Toffs on horses. A dozen barking hounds. Four very hungry
Grizzly Bears.

 

Indeed. But leave out the horses and dogs.

Phil

 

How about a few cuddly-wuddly widdle pandas then?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7743748.stm

 

The report said it was a Mitsubishi Shogun.

 

<marks Loons column>

Ok. Who's next?

 

Left click and select text.

 

In this day and age I like my bears in colour.

 

The word is "take", not "share".

 

'Colin Irvine' wrote...>

*class*

 

Ah. Probably sick of all those hairdresser jokes.

Partly. But also because I know he's as big a fan of the Bee butt as I
am and she could kill two er... well YKWIM.

 

Not me - the leather would look better back on the cow, I assure you!

 

<waves>

Wolves get a bad press.

Back in the late 90s I knew a woman who was involved with the
assessment for reintroducing them. She was doing research on what
level of prey they needed to survive. Lovely lady, her email details
are on an old hard drive somewhere, I might dig them out as I always
think of her when it is mentioned.

 

Which was when you worked for me. I wonder if there is a correlation?

Works for me[1].

Phil.

[1] Just leave me to my precious illusions OK?

 

You are aware that there is only one documented case of a human being
killed by a wolf in North America (including Canada). Now I'm not
claiming it isn't going to happen but it will be very very rare. Hikers
will be more at risk from feral dogs than from wolves.

Phil.

 

A very old tale. I'm willing to bet many many people were taken down or
eaten by wolves during the colonisation of America.

 

DING
Wolves are shit scared of people and will avoid human contact unless
cornered. The scare stories are just urban legend which has been fostered
by childrens books etc.

 

And you would be very wrong.
A fool and his money are easily parted.