Four coppers down

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 23, 2008.

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    Hog Guest

    Amazing little fucker. It would be really cool if we could breed them
    up to Alsatian size and train them up in packs. Plod could send a dozen
    of them into sink housing schemes, up the Falls road and that sort of
    thing. Virtually eliminate scum and crime overnight.

    Of course they would eat all of us eventually.
     
    Hog, Nov 25, 2008
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    BANG! BANG! Click.

    "Oops..."
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 25, 2008
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    crn Guest

    No, dingos have never belonged there and the hyenas died out a few
    million years ago. Both belong in much hotter places and would not survive.
     
    crn, Nov 25, 2008
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  4. Go **** yourself, Des.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 25, 2008
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    des Guest

    des, Nov 25, 2008
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    des Guest

    des, Nov 25, 2008
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  7. Oddly, Bear's opinion and mine seem to be roughly in tune on this. In
    summary, my pov is I think it to be a bloody stupid and shortsighted
    idea to introduce two animals long since extinct, but which were
    characterised by their teeth and claws.
    I don't really gaf about the opinions of the woolly-minded who've never
    lived in the Highlands - I have, and I can say with some degree of
    certainty if I was still living there I'd be out hunting the cunts down
    as soon as I could. Err, that's hunting down the carnivores, not the
    woolly-minded.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 25, 2008
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  8. Rubbish, they'd survive fine on pavement pizzas and deep-fried pies.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 25, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    I would have thought 2 x 9mm Glocks, one in each hand, would be De
    Rigueur

    On a slight tangent I saw a rather wonderful product advertised. A FOAD
    extra strong pepper spray. Looks like a Finilec can with a trigger
    arrangement on top. It was a sticky gel version of the PS. It's a one
    shot deal, apparently saturates a wide cone up to 8m or somesuch away.
    It was for "dealing" with charging bears. Rather a neat idea!

    I'd want one in each hand mind.
     
    Hog, Nov 25, 2008
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    des Guest

    des, Nov 25, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    naughty NAUGHTY Bear

     
    Hog, Nov 25, 2008
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    des Guest

    ??

    'extinct' ?

    <fx: desperately rereads thread ...>

    I thought you were talking about bears and wolves ..?
    Why, if they're no threat to you?

    D.
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    des, Nov 25, 2008
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    I was advised not to ride the SO Yamaha up in to the forest near the
    'chateau' during October, as les chasseurs who are after les sangliers
    will blaze away at anything that moves.

    Also wouldn't do much for fostering good relationships with my
    neighbours, so I keep the bike on our land, although it might flush some
    boar or deer out of the undergrowth for them.

    The nearest wolves are in the Mercatour national park apparently and
    bears in the Arriege.


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    Pete Fisher, Nov 25, 2008
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  14. Extinct there, certainly.
    For the sake of the children, why else?
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 25, 2008
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    des Guest

    des, Nov 25, 2008
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Thank you Mr Kipling.
     
    Colin Irvine, Nov 25, 2008
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  17. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
    "Do you like Kipling?"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 25, 2008
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Too ruddy hard.
     
    Colin Irvine, Nov 25, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    What about the people in 'Little Red Riding Hood" eh, smartarse?
     
    Lozzo, Nov 25, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    I say **** 'em. IMO the sort of cunts who go and get themselves lost on
    remote hills and mountains, while being totally unprepared deserve all
    they get... and that doesn't include a rescue
     
    Lozzo, Nov 25, 2008
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