FREE Invasion Day lunch LOL! (Lunch, Tues 26rd Jan)

Got to the protest march in the city (SO stayed home), found my black
cousins getting prepared for the big event.
I also got ready, unfurled my Aboriginal flag, tied my tri colored
bandana around my forehead. Wrapped my grass skirt around me
(finally................ a use for old woven bags!) All good. I got a
few "looks" from my cousins when I applied the paint to my face, but I
think most understood my good intentions.


Midway through the march, I see a white flash. Some guy threw what
looked like a used diaper right into my face! I wasnt fooled though, I
just knew it had "fake" shit in the diaper Looked like shit, smelt
like shit, tasted like shit............. but noone would throw real
shit ))

 

Peter Lucas wrote:

<snip>

Look on the bright side, at least he doesn't rant on about Hondas!

regards,
CrazyCam

 

This is a bit of an obvious comeback:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Darwin_42.jpg

I like a beaut explosion as much as anybody... even when it's my own
infrastructure that's being bombed. Nice one Honda! ;-)

 

I see their border guards every day. Sometimes they leave messages in a
box on my fence.

 

CT110s ring a bell?

 

Oh the irony
even I worked out the meaning

 

Gerry lives on a hill too steep for the Post Office CT110s. OTOH, my
mail delivery person drives a ute but, for some reason I can't fathom,
leaves a note to collect at the PO when there is a parcel for me.

Theo

 

"Gerry lives on a hill too steep for the Post Office CT110s. OTOH, my
mail delivery person drives a ute but, for some reason I can't fathom,
leaves a note to collect at the PO when there is a parcel for me.

Theo

You gotta sign for the parcel, or at laest provide some form of ID. and the
Postie doesn't like talking to you.

Capt. A. L.

 

Thats because all the postman can get from Theo is a load of double dutch

 

I occassionally see our postie. I doubt he speaks English.

Theo

 

George, are you being racist or just plain ignorant? (I suspect both).
I've been an Aussie since 1958, which is probaly longer than a lot of
people on this newsgroup, certainly longer than most people currently
residing in Australia, and longer than most people born here. The
Dutch integrate very well into Aus society and culture, and they
pretty much all speak English, which makes Dutch as a second language
quite useless. I have not used Dutch in daily conversation since I was
12.

GGF
Theo

 

George, are you being racist or just plain ignorant? (I suspect both).
I've been an Aussie since 1958, which is probaly longer than a lot of
people on this newsgroup, certainly longer than most people currently
residing in Australia, and longer than most people born here. The
Dutch integrate very well into Aus society and culture, and they
pretty much all speak English, which makes Dutch as a second language
quite useless. I have not used Dutch in daily conversation since I was
12.

GGF
Theo

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Theo, come out of your shell and learn to laugh at yourself
then you will be considered a true Australian.


A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

 

Does your postie look like this?
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200505/r48335_127332.jpg

 

Parcels come in a van

 

For what it's worth Theo I find George speaks double dutch much more
fluently than you *helpful look*


G-S

 

Bedankt Geoff, je bent geen fucking helpen
Bedankt Geoff, je bent geen fucking helpen

 

I think that probably should be 'Je bent geen geneukte help'.

Theo

 

You missed it. I wasn't talking about the ship I was talking about a
huge mushroom cloud labelled "The explosion of an oil storage tank."
Unless it was floating LOL. Perhaps they meant tanker.

 

I think that probably should be 'Je bent geen geneukte help'.

Theo

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Only you would know the correct phrasing and terminology Theo

 

Must have been an indigenous American,
an Australian would have thrown a nappy!