Free Santa suits...

'Record Breakers are appealing for fun bikers to help create the world
record for the largest gathering of Santas on motorbikes.

The current record is held by the Portuguese and stands at 5,460
people. The world record has been challenged before by the UK but fell
short by a couple of thousand. But we are not called Record Breakers
for nothing and we are seeking 10,000 bikers now to help smash this
record, so come on all you bikers grab your friends, family and even
work colleagues and lets really smash this record for Christmas.

The Record attempt will be held on the 5th of December at
Silverstone's International circuit in aid of Antics. Antics is a
registered charity that supports children (under 18) who have or are
affected by cancer, all we are asking our challengers to raise is £99
in sponsorship to help this charity at a much needed time of the year,
that's only 10 friends at £10 each.

So if you have a Bike and want to help a very worthy charity, please
call us today to book your place in our record breaking bid on 0870
224 2245 or visit www.recordbreakers.co.uk'

Apparantly they are providing the Santa suits... you also get to keep
it when it's over, you also get a free DVD of the day to show you
helped...

 

Tempted.

If I had 10 friends...

 

You'd have no need for ukrm.

 

I haven't got any friends

My family (apart from my brother in law) don't ride bikes.

I haven't got any work colleagues, either.

I'd happily donate some cash direct.

That's a lot of Santa suits and I've always wanted to be on telly...

 

How very true.

ukrm: the two-wheeled equivalent of mail-order brides.

 

platypus wrote

I want my money back.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Harro, big boy. You got passport?

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You paid? Really? How much?

 

Whatever, just don't get all shirty if no-one helps, ok?

 

Where's Stritchy when you need him?

--
<8P Wizard
Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
Golf GTi 16v
ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24
COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Wizard

Out feeding the reindeer, I imagine.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

He rents out "friends"?

 

platypus wrote

Not exactly paid as such no, well not yer actual money that is. More
like it has cost me my immortal soul sort of thing but it amounts to
much the same.

In either event I have been robbed because I haven't had many wimmin
dropping on the hall floor recently. Certainly none that I have noticed
and I am fairly sure I can still remember what a wimmin looks like.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Wizard

Actually, on reflection, I wish to amend my previous reply.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/3754662.stm

RIP mate, I'll miss you.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

I wouldn't be trying to sell my body round here if I had, I'd be lounging
about in the cocktail bar of the Gayboy Radisson Bucharest, quaffing pink
champagne and texting my fund manager.

 

You sure they aren't lost in all the junk mail?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

It's not all it's cracked up to be y'know.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

platypus wrote

Oddly enough the junk mail I have been getting lately has contained
little or no supplications to look at hot teen sluts, lesbian or
otherwise. Viagra and its like by the bucket loads though but no sex
sites.

Changing times eh?

 

I know.

 

Yeah, but that's in your email, not landing on the hall floor. A penile
enlargement landing on the hall floor would be scary.