French NIP?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Sep 23, 2007.

  1. The Older Gentleman

    Cab Guest

    Let me guess. Er, it won't work. Plod would need to be extremely thick
    not to _not_ notice. 'specially when they ask for your docs, etc.

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    Cab, Sep 24, 2007
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  2. Offisur, le documents est sur la tarblur, dans la maison. EN FRANCAIS.
    capiche? Je suis daysolé.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Sep 24, 2007
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  3. The tragic thing here is the iKike's conviction that he's killfiled.....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 24, 2007
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  4. Mon chien l'a mangé.....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 24, 2007
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  5. The Older Gentleman

    Des Guest

    Oh yeah, that's really tragic. ****, I'm in tears even now..

    Twat.

    D.
     
    Des, Sep 24, 2007
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  6. The Older Gentleman

    Des Guest

    A part of our culture that the bastards are soon abolishing. :(

    D.
     
    Des, Sep 24, 2007
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  7. The Older Gentleman

    platypus Guest

    Read it again. The idea is that in circumstances where the plate is all
    they have to go on, like a gatso for example, there's a chance that
    whoever's checking the pic will think "oh, foreign bike" and discard it. If
    you're actually challenged face-to-face by the plod, then you pull the
    "plate fell off in France" cover story.

    It isn't that you don't expect them not to not notice - you're never too
    thick to be a policeman.
     
    platypus, Sep 24, 2007
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
    I've always been amused by Jeremy's Clarkson's(IIRC) comment that the
    only French he knows is:

    "Et maintenant, comme le chien."

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 24, 2007
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  9. The Older Gentleman

    TOG Guest

    Oh, indeed, indeed, but his self-pity, and his conviction that he is
    indeed in the bin, is such that there's more mileage to be had in
    *not* k/filing him and simply ignoring him. Because he gets uptight
    about it (see above). It's a new technique of annoying a Usenet pest,
    and IMHO, it's working rather well.
     
    TOG, Sep 24, 2007
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  10. The Older Gentleman

    TOG Guest

    Well, that's true as well. Have you seen my collection of pieces of
    string?
     
    TOG, Sep 24, 2007
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  11. The Older Gentleman

    Eddie Guest

    How long are they?
     
    Eddie, Sep 24, 2007
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  12. The Older Gentleman

    Ofnuts Guest

    Proper French for this is "en levrette". HTH.
     
    Ofnuts, Sep 24, 2007
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    wessie Guest

    bunny is lapin (remembered from O level oral where my hobby was "je tire
    des lapins")

    levrette is a greyhound bitch according to google translation
     
    wessie, Sep 24, 2007
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  14. The Older Gentleman

    Pete Fisher Guest

    Perhaps Champ was thinking of Hare (Lievre)?
    Anyway want to watch lady birds doing it?
    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=8510483
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    Pete Fisher, Sep 24, 2007
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  15. The Older Gentleman

    TOG Guest

    Ooooh, I don't know. I shall spend a happy evening measuring them all,
    cataloguing them, and arranging them in order of length.
     
    TOG, Sep 24, 2007
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  16. The Older Gentleman

    Des Guest

    I believe this is what they call 'projection' ...

    D.
     
    Des, Sep 24, 2007
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  17. The Older Gentleman

    Des Guest

    Your loss.

    D.
     
    Des, Sep 24, 2007
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  18. The Older Gentleman

    Cab Guest

    Ah, point taken.

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    Cab, Sep 24, 2007
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  19. Precisely twice the length from the centre to one end.
     
    doetnietcomputeren, Sep 24, 2007
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  20. The Older Gentleman

    Des Guest

    The word 'levrette' (which is in fact the feminine of 'levrier') in fact
    comes from the word for 'hare' ('lièvre'), as those dogs were in fact bred
    to chase hares.

    D.
     
    Des, Sep 24, 2007
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