French Run 2011

emailed

 

did you get mine Colin?

 

I did. I've now accepted the inevitable and acknowledged all receipts.

 

Yeah, did you get Nige's?

I'm on the edge of my fucking seat here.

 

Phew! I can rest easy now.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

I really hope you haven't.

 

Good man, so can i...

 

I'm loving it. Colin is dealing with you lot and I just need to sort out the
hotel.

What possibly could go wrong...

 

Oh, should I have requested a receipt?

 

I thought this new crowd would blackball you again, but hey Colin is getting
soft in his dotage

 

Receipt please

 

Received.

 

Your hope is justified - I haven't. There was one exception, a pig
farmer whose presence would be sorely missed by my wife, and whom I
therefore decided should suffer a little before being let off the
hook.

You're still not getting an email, mind - Jeremy would go bananas.

 

No. Unless, of course, you wanted one.

 

Funny.
Very.

 

<amends room-sharing list>

 

**** off!

 

Don't forget to pack the Oinkment

 

Apparently not - I was too excited.

 

But I have one now

French Run receipt and a new job all in one day. Life is sweet.