French Run Food Faddies

I've been sorting out you veggies, nut allergics, and even the bloody
onion allergic.

And it made me grin as I went through the "special dietary needs" bit on
the form.

Those who filled it in listed the following:

Nut allergy
Awkward
Food
Stella Artois
No andouilette
Beer, young virgins (pref. female)
Meat
Anti-hangover pills
Onion allergy
X is a vegetarian
The finest wines available to humanity
Ho, ho, ho
One veggie with no mushroom or dairy product
Food and Beeeer
Alcohol (lots)
Cheese, I like cheese
Lots of beer
Food, wine, beer, chocolate
Possible veggie as second person[1]

[1] Wtf? I mean, wtff?

 

^^^^^^ Adie?

^^^^^^ Cane?

 

Dodger

So, what do I win?

 

Just thank christ I'm not going, Elly will fill you in with details.

--
Lozzo
Suzuki SV650S K5
Honda CBR600 FW trackbike
Yamaha SR250 Spazz-Trakka
Suzuki GSXR750 L
Suzuki TS50X
Suzuki TS50X

 

<holds hand up>

Back when the TOG tour bookings first came up, I was at the 3rd date
stage with a veggie (who is still a good mate) but didn't know if it
would turn into a relationship that would last until the May. So I
booked an unspecified plus one and said they might be a veggie. So it
makes sense. Though would have been better in a sentence. Like some of
this. Brain broke now, sleep.

 

Got to be Adie.

 

My usual is "No invertebrates."

 

Ding x2

 

*Snort*

 

No. our guesses are as wide of the mark as it's possible to be. I'll
wait for the real author to stand up.

 

SteveH?

 

*waves*

 

BTW, happy birthday Steve

 

The last thing you need love is a fussy eater.

 

Seconded. Oh, and it's my 50th on Sunday.

 

Really? You're way younger than I thought.

 

rules out a wide world[1] of enjoyable seafood.

[1] what if the world was your oyster, but you were allergic to
seafood?

 

In communiqué

Welcome to the Saga side.

--
+----------------------------------------------------------------+
| Pete Fisher at Home: |
| Voxan Roadster Gilera Nordwest * 2 Yamaha WR250Z |
| Gilera GFR * 2 Moto Morini 2C/375 Morini 350 "Forgotten Error" |
+----------------------------------------------------------------+

 

<open mouthed>

 

It does scream "pretentious ponce" so it was pretty easy to guess.