French Run Food Faddies

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Apr 10, 2008.

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    geoff Guest

    geoff, Apr 13, 2008
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    deadmail Guest

    Well, put it on the tip of a monster cock and job's a good 'un.
     
    deadmail, Apr 13, 2008
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    SD Guest

    Greasegun.
     
    SD, Apr 13, 2008
  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, geoff
    <waggles>

    This one smells of fish, does that count?
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 13, 2008
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    Lady Nina Guest

    Cervix bruising.
    Fried with garlic, lovely.
    See this? " ". That's me saying nothing.
     
    Lady Nina, Apr 13, 2008
  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD
    I believe a turkey baster is more traditional.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 13, 2008
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    geoff Guest


    Isn't a basting syringe the standard answer ?
     
    geoff, Apr 13, 2008
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    Snowleopard Guest

    Hmm... I mostly read trash so, no? Although I am working my way
    through my Nevil Shute collection again.

    I read some Black Lace once, which was mostly disappointing.
    Well, I wouldn't, necessarily, although I have a suitable tool.
    However, if the bludgeoning bloke can be managed, he could.
     
    Snowleopard, Apr 13, 2008
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    geoff Guest

    Ah - the "sugar and spice" gambit
     
    geoff, Apr 13, 2008
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    ginge Guest

    Agadoo should have been a bit of a giveaway.
     
    ginge, Apr 13, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    I thought that was the obvious answer.
     
    Cab, Apr 13, 2008
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    In your case, certainly. What if I used the word 'niggard'?

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    Pete Fisher, Apr 13, 2008
  13. Both. He does work for his local council as well as private
    individuals.

    (He is in Kent - his company is called SL Treecare)

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Apr 14, 2008
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    M J Carley Guest

    They are quite brittle (I'd already broken one) but seem very light.
    Oh you devil-may-care gallant, you.
     
    M J Carley, Apr 14, 2008
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    Lady Nina Guest

    Depends what we're classing as trash I suppose.
    Good plan.
    Yes, that got sent to the charity shop in the same batch as the Nancy
    Friday stuff.
    <slaps forehead> I hadn't thought of that.
     
    Lady Nina, Apr 14, 2008
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    des Guest

    Every other sitcom. It's a staple of any situation involving male
    fear and female superiority.[/QUOTE]

    ROFLMAO !!!!

    You _f-u-c-k-i-n-g_ idiot.

    D.
     
    des, Apr 16, 2008
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    Snowleopard Guest

    On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:30:42 +0100, Halla
    And were they written by men or women?

    That said, there is the episode of Friends where Monica and Chandler
    first have sex - nothing is said but she peeks below the covers and
    emerges with an enormous grin. However, Chandler presents himself as a
    poor lover with little staying power throughout the series although it
    is made clear that his relationship with Monica takes him to new
    heights..

    Of course I appreciate that the British sitcome probably takes a more
    obvious view; I just haven't watched one since the end of Father Ted.
     
    Snowleopard, Apr 16, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    I'm often told I look like a A Twatt, nobody seems to know what Mr
    Twatt's first name is though.

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    Lozzo, Apr 16, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    Heh.
     
    platypus, Apr 16, 2008
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