Friday Joke

An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical
instrument you like".

Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.

Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.

Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound
from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"?

The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna **** her brains out once I get
her pyjamas off!"

 

Now why would he want to take the PJ's off

http://www.science-frontiers.com/sf117/sf117p06.htm

 

That is prehistoric, that joke.

 

Have you taken over from Pip as resident Grump?

 

Heh, cheeky fucker.