Dunno if this is ginge or not, but what the hell is going on? [MEDIA=youtube]3eJL4Z8ROX4[/MEDIA]
Plays on words going on: 'poireau' and 'blaireau' to start off with. Those words are 'leek' and 'badger' by first sense, but for example 'un blaireau' is also used to denote a stupid of silly person .. <http://img834.imageshack.us/f/blaireau.png/> Then he asks 'your mates taking the piss 'cos you've never got into [put the name of some inane waste of time called a 'grand prix' or something - no idea which one he said 'cos it went in one ear and out the other]? Well, you're here: Sergewotsit [bloke on the left] has decided to be your guide...' Guy on left then warns you that you'd better listen or you'll be a wanker,n etc.. 3,100 km of route, they give the towns through which the route will pass... starting with Reims. As landmarks, they seem to be using insignificant shit like funeral homes or DIY stores. I wound it forward at that point just in time to see a sportsbike doing some sort of semi-off-road shit, and the commentator called it 'lamentable'. 4:24, two dudes in the long grass, one asks the other if anyone's ever told him how handsome he is... And so on.