I hadn't realised I was ever considered funny. But WUN misses the - explained several times - point that ukrm exists for my amusement, not the amusement of others.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy I do not miss it, I refute it. Now dance!
The pair of Daytonas I already have were advertised on ebay as "have been worn". The seller should have added the words "almost" and "out" to that description. But hey, they were only 20 quid.
I'm normally size 9 but find size 9 boots a bit small. Could be interested in these or have you sold 'em? The Gaytonas are the ukrm boot of choice, right?