FS: Dead Honda C90, back on Ebay

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2442354423

Don't say you haven't been warned.

 

The description alone is worth printing out for 50p/

Bill

 

LOL
Classic.
I'm going to keep that one.
Well done that TOG

 

much hilarity all round the office! thanks!

 

Superb!

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Fucking classic description. It really must be shagged as usually these
things do run after a few of kicks even if they've been off the road for a
couple years.

 

It probably will run. But the rest of it is minging.

 

The description and retoric was brilliant TOG )

The bike is in better nick than the C90 I restored earlier!
It looks like another of the classic ZZ models;-) and I`d gladly give you a
tenner for it.....but distance and time are against you sadly :-( It`d cost
more in time and petrol to trailer it back to here.
Could you post it ? ;-)))

G`luck with the sale anyway.
--
Petel .
02 M2 Buell.
C90-ZZR.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/peteh1/website/index.html

 

Bill wrote

But have you seen TOG's follow up?

The cherry on the top that is.

 

Check the hit counter.

I've had four fan emails about this listing already and it's been put on
a bulletin board. Great, if it sells the fucking thing.

But, wow! 21 quid!

 

The Older Gentleman wrote

Who said publicity doesn't work.

 

26 quid!!!

 

and people accuse you of being a journalist ;-)

Fantastic description and follow ups. You do realise, of course, that
you are tempting fate by promising ever worse retribution the more you
are "wound up" by ukr^H^H bidders.

 

"There's no such thing as bad publicity".

 

590 views! Must be the most seen pile of shite ever.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon

Don't know how he expects to sell it if he doesn't answer "Questions to
seller" though... <BEG>

 

I rumbled you, you sod.

 

But the seller isn't answering questions! Obviously not a genuine sale. :-((

serf
CG125 (MSOTHP, 200 miles, tried to fall off but didn't make it.)

 

Oh yes, I am. Just not obvious wind-up ones.....

Oh, and the new high bidder, with zero feedback, has just sent me this:

(quote)i bid for this bike, offer was mistake, it was ment to say
£29.00(unquote)

*Sigh*

 

But I assure you that I _am_ local. And I see no reason why I couldn't hoik
it onto a bus.

<huff>

serf
CG125 (MSOTHP, 250 miles, 2 oil changes, broke the clutch lever. Bugger.)