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Often times we are like ostriches with our heads in the sand. It's
best to plan it take this issue on hear first!


http://www.funeral-planning-guide.com/

 

A common myth, but not true. Ostritches don't bury their heads OR their dead
bodies.

Is that on TV after "See hear" or before the writing lesson?


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Beav

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OMF# 19

 

You've obviously picked up some spam with your shit newsreader but why
have you posted a follow up to it?

 

What the ****'s it got to do with you

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Beav

VN 750
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OMF# 19

 

Because your repost means those who can successfully filter the
original spam the see it served up by idiots who can't replying to it.

 

If you have to ask you wouldn't understand the answer.

In other words: You really are a stupid ****.

This isn't usenet joking btw, I really think you're a retard.

 

Well perhaps posting the name and addy of every poster/spammer who's in your
kill-file or spam filter rules would allow me to know who's posts you don't
want to see. Or you could just fucking kill-file me and be PROPERLY sorted.
I really don't GAF either way.

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Beav

VN 750
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OMF# 19

 

And youi think you can push people around. Ah well.

Oh **** me, that hurt. I won't bother saying what I think about you, because
that would only drag me down to your level and I TRULY don't want to go so
low, not that you're worth the effort, but somehow I think I'll survive
without your blessing.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

You could try just not replying to spam.

Well I doubt it's much of a loss.

 

Was the original post spam?

If it was then why did you need to post a follow up rather than ignore
it so it just died rather than drag it out?

I don't need to set up a rule to pick out every lump of spam that gets
posted to newsgroups because my newsreader does it for me but if your
one doesn't then I struggle to understand why you don't either change
to one that does this for you or ignore the spam when it hits you.

I'm quite pleased to see you using capitals in your reply because that
shows me you're having to do the usenet equivalent of shouting your
reply and I can laugh at a mental image of you foaming at the mouth as
you do so.

 

Yeah, as if.

It's a well known fact that small things amuse small minds, so colour me not
surprised.

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Beav

VN 750
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OMF# 19

 

Explain the use of capitals then?

You must be laughing yourself sick then.

Don't forget to tell us why you had to use capitals in your earlier
reply.

 

Ask Bear and/or Hog. They seem to manage using capitals when they type GAF
without being accused of shouting.Mmm, maybe it's jus me that shouldn't use
them eh?

I've had to clean up thee mess myself too.

Like I say, ask Bear or Hog, I'm sure their reasons are similar to mine.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Ah, the good old persecution complex is rearing its head again. It'd
work better if you were black but you'll just have to deal with it.

So you can't explain it. That's ok.

 

He won't see the difference.

That's going to cause anguish.

 

Projecting your own fears won't work Andy and you failed to mention why some
can use caps and thers can't. And by "others" I obviously mean me, coz
you've not shit the bed over it with anyone else.

Ok, I'll spell it out for you. "c.o.m.m.o.n. u.s.e. or "t.h.e.y. a.l.l. d.o.
t.h.a.t. s.i.r. "IYSWIM"

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Beav

VN 750
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OMF# 19

 

Ahh Oh well, bollocks to it then

It would seem so, but do I REALLY [1] gaf?

[1] Emphasis, innit?


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Beav

VN 750
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OMF# 19

 

Oh dear, you must be disappointed now.

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Beav

VN 750
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OMF# 19

 

Abbreviations are generally considered acceptable whereas putting a
complete word in capitals is shouting. It's easy to understand if you
take your time.

 

there we go. look how easy it is.