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Fair enough, I'll give it a go.

I'm a comedy useless omelette maker. You can demonstrate and I'll take part
in an omelette-scoff.

Spooge?

 

Omelettes don't have milk in them. Cheese maybe, milk never.

Hmm, I wonder how long those eggs have been in the kitchen?

<off to dunk them in water and see if they float>

 

Grill?

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No. It's a final quick stir with his knob.

'daft, non-classical and frowned upon'. Well, I think it ticks all three
boxes, don't you?

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

<desperately searches memory>

No. No, I don't think you've ever cooked for me.

I can sleep now.

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It also states, and this bit is key, that you need to add the hot milk
to the eggs, while whisking, to avoid the eggs curdling and going
solid.

But it's completely unolike the omellette, in that even if you do put
milk in it (why, FFS?) it's a very small amount, whereas custard is
milk with eggs in it rather than vice versa.

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<boggle>

Oh riiiiiiiiight.

Omelettes. Right.

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No, no, he's talking about custard. Or is it girlfriends?

 

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It's all much of a muchness, really.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

<runs for sedatives>

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Girlfriends indistinguishable from custard?

<thinks>

Go long on Kleenex.

 

<emailed>

 

I didn't. I gave in to the craving for crispy shredded duck instead.

True. Shame all ex MIL's hens croaked really.

 

A vegetable isn't cooked unless it can be sucked through the teeth.

 

My mother decided that all she needed to do was put 3 different types
of veg in a pressure cooker and then cook for 10 minutes or so. They
all came out the same colour with some over cooked and some under
cooked.

 

ObCookingObjection

I put a tiny bit of milk in my omelettes - not much admittedly but
still enough to qualify.

I can't remember why - I've been doing it for years. I'll probably
discover my mother did it and I've just copied it from her.

Phil.

 

<Waves>

Phil