George Best

Police have today admitted that George Best was not in fact buried in
Belfast last week and that, in retrospect, the decision to cremate him
on Sunday morning in Hemel Hempstead might have been a mistake.

 

Ginge. Several times.

 

Judge emerged from their own little world to say

and you don't think anyone else has posted that in the last 113 hours?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

No, not noticeably.

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public toilet with the lid closed.

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That's at least 4 times the fucker's been burnt, that I've heard.

 

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Someone stick a fork in him, cause he's done.

 

"My gran got badly burnt yesterday."

"Oh no! How bad was it?"

"Well they don't **** around at the crematorium."

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