Getting Pulled Over.

Depends. You got a sticker for the exhaust on that mower, sir?

Matto
05 Sprint ST - quiet as a mouse, compared to the VTR anyway!

 

Mine doesn't have a stubby holder either. Should have got the de-luxe model.

Theo

 

Dunno. Sticker not yet required in WA asaik.

But I wish some-one would go and speak to the little shit two blocks down
who spends the entire weekend running around and around and around and
around the block on his trailbike. Sometimes his mate joins him. Beats me
how his parents put up with it, but then, they're Poms.

Theo

 

just watch for bees

 

Most of the bees that visit us are Oz natives, small black bees, that have
no sting and are not agressive. Not much point in being aggressive if you've
got no sting, I suppose.

Theo

 

aah, but once they have a few beers in them??

 

Yep, a mate of mine got done in that very situation.

Phil

 

Theo your comment made me smile, but then I thought about the pom
kid (23yrs old) next door who plays his drums LO U D (about 120db)
from 5pm till 3am sometimes almost every day/night of the week.
He's in a band at university and is training to be a lawyer.....

Recently I got so pissed off with the noise that I jumped the fence
holding my baseball bat, and demanded that he stop the f__'in noise.
His dad muttered something about "home invasion" but soon shut his
face when I suggested his windows needed cleaning....or breaking.

They've been super quiet ever since. Gutless poms.

 

In Qld there are epa noise laws , speak to your local epa bloke .

 

You live next door to a future lawyer??? shit, get out while your house
still has some value..........

 

It's on the market as we speak. I've been telling buyers how quiet the
neighbours are. Well they are......now. chortle...

 

We've put up with it for six months now in an attempt to be tolerant
neighbours. Time to call the Shire Ranger I think. Now where have I got
Peter's number? Know him well as he is in the local VBFB, of which I happen
to be president.

Theo

 

Yeah...did that several times over the last few months.
The day the noise inspectors came to take away their drums they
complained to the cops that I'd threatened them. Cops said they
weren't surprised after all the noise complaints they'd had from other
neighbours as well.

 

G'day Buzz, welcome back. What are you up to these days? Still one of
Corks mob? What are you riding these days?

Johno <just being nosey>

Beer mate?

 

Hey Buzz long time no see howsit going?

 

Good to hear from you Martin; it has been a loooong time!

 

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Only the small ones and only if they use minimammal force.

 

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Beer nothing;... Just watch 'em when they drink Bundy!

 

<applause>

Theo

 

Nah, that's Polar Bears!