Ginge, is this your doss bag?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Laura Smith, Jul 24, 2005.

  1. Laura Smith

    Laura Smith Guest

    As subject...
     
    Laura Smith, Jul 24, 2005
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  2. Laura Smith

    Lozzo Guest

    Laura Smith says...
    If it's full of dodgy looking stains and the odd ginger pube, then
    there's a good chance
     
    Lozzo, Jul 24, 2005
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  3. and if the pubes are grey, they're likely Loz's




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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    Doesnotcompute, Jul 24, 2005
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  4. Laura Smith

    Lozzo Guest

    Doesnotcompute says...
    What pubes?

    ;-)
     
    Lozzo, Jul 24, 2005
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  5. Lozzo wrote:

    Oh, it's Elly's then is it?

    ;)

    <d&rfc>



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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    Doesnotcompute, Jul 24, 2005
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  6. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    How do you shave your ballbag without getting nicks[1] on it?

    I had a go with a beard trimmer after trimming the main bush and
    deciding my ball hairs and arse pubes looked to long and spindly.

    [1] Small cuts, not BGNs
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 24, 2005
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  7. Whinging Courier wrote:

    Stretch, pull and practice at a guess.


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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    Doesnotcompute, Jul 24, 2005
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  8. Laura Smith

    Lozzo Guest

    Whinging Courier says...
    Waxing.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 24, 2005
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  9. Laura Smith

    Laura Smith Guest

    Tis grey with blue insides. Any claims?

    Laura
     
    Laura Smith, Jul 24, 2005
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  10. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    Ooh, kinky!

    Does it give you a lob, you know, from the pain?
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 24, 2005
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  11. Laura Smith

    Lozzo Guest

    Laura Smith says...
    OK, who's got a grey ball-bag with blue insides?

    Any takers?
     
    Lozzo, Jul 24, 2005
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  12. Laura Smith

    Lozzo Guest

    Whinging Courier says...
    I won't comment. I don't want you to know so it's a surprise when you
    try it.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 24, 2005
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  13. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    Heh :D

    Yes, I think I will try it (one day).
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 24, 2005
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  14. Laura Smith

    platypus Guest

    Sounds like darsy enjoying his last snip.
     
    platypus, Jul 24, 2005
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  15. Laura Smith

    Ginge Guest

    Yep, it's mine..

    Any chance you could pass it on to Matt and Kathryn on the camping
    thing next weekend, so they could bring it back up to Derby when they
    return?
     
    Ginge, Jul 24, 2005
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  16. Laura Smith

    platypus Guest

    np
     
    platypus, Jul 24, 2005
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  17. Laura Smith

    Pip Luscher Guest

    The final cut?
     
    Pip Luscher, Jul 24, 2005
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  18. <boggle>
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 24, 2005
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  19. Laura Smith

    Laura Smith Guest

    We need to get rid of this bloody thing. Everybody had two days to claim it.
    after that, it's off to oxam...

    Laura
     
    Laura Smith, Jul 25, 2005
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  20. Laura Smith

    Champ Guest

    I am put in mind of "Joseph Porter's Sleeping Bag" by Atilla the
    Stockbrocker.
     
    Champ, Jul 25, 2005
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