give More than 100%----hmm?

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BJayKana, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    What's 100% (/?/) HOW..(?)
     
    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
    about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
    been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
    about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


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    OKAY:Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
    these questions:
    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    But ,
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    AND , look how far ass kissing will take you.
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    So, =one can conclude= with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
    and Knowledge will ‘‘get you’’ close, and Attitude will get you
    there,

    =====it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the
    top.========
     
    LOLLOLOLOLLLLOLOLOL
     
    BJayKana, Aug 11, 2007
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  2. BJayKana

    bj_kana Guest

    Hey Jaykana,I dont know about them other fellers, but I got a good
    LMAO. Whats so dern funny,I learned sopmething, while reading your
    LOL piece.
     
    bj_kana, Aug 18, 2007
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