Go on, fill ya boots

I got nicked in Southall by a particulary gorgeous young female copper,
for using a handheld mobile phone whilst driving. It's a good job she
didn't notice me rolling a joint and swigging from the open can of
Special Brew I had whilst I was chatting.

30 quid fine with no points. I can live with that.

 

Did you get her phone number?

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Dan L says...

I was seriously tempted to ask, but I've had my fill of shagging
policewomen.

 

Bear says...

About 15-30 hrs today.

 

Lozzo
() says...

Wot, no apple?

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Bear says...

I've never rolled a joint.

I once asked my daughter to roll a ciggie for me while I was working on
her RM125. I had filthy hands at the time and was expecting some
mongified expansion chamber shaped effort to be thrust between my lips,
but she did the most perfect rollie for me. She was about 14 or 15 at
the time. I knew she didn't smoke at all[1] so asked why she'd learned,
she said all her mates smoked rollies/joints but they always fell apart
or were crap in some other way, so she'd learned for them. Apparently
she was in great demand as a ciggie/joint roller in school.

[1] She hates smoking with a passion, always has done. Didn't stop her
trying a joint once and ending up in hospital though.

 

Are apples the new crocodile?

 

[1] She hates smoking with a passion, always has done. Didn't stop her

How the **** did that happen? Did she eat it or what?

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Gavsta says...

She has an undersized heart with a condition known as Hypertrophic
Cardiomyopathy which leaves her with extremely low blood pressure. She
didn't know that cannabis lowers the BP even further. About 30 minutes
after deciding it tasted fucking awful she flaked out in the pub and
ended up in hospital for 3 days, while they worked to bring her BP back
to what is normal for her, and keep it there.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Hanging's too good for you.

They should make you pay the 30 quid first, mind.

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What, no blow job? You woz robbed.