Goodbye

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Jul 1, 2006.

  1. BGN

    BGN Guest

    My mother just knocked my GSF over. It broke into five pieces and caught
    fire. I felt it only fair to cut her into five pieces and burn her.

    I can hear sirens. I may not be around for a while.
     
    BGN, Jul 1, 2006
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  2. BGN

    BGN Guest

    Oh! You tinker! You're not qualified to be me! Begone wannabe-me!
     
    BGN, Jul 1, 2006
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  3. BGN

    BGN Guest

    Also: You are Mungo \"Two Sheds\" Toadfoot and I claim my five pounds.
     
    BGN, Jul 1, 2006
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  4. BGN

    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot Guest

    I'm a tinker. Nick said :)

    Si
     
    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot, Jul 1, 2006
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  5. BGN

    Cab Guest

    Nice try dude. No cigar...
     
    Cab, Jul 1, 2006
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    Elly Guest

    Well it made oi larf :)

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    Elly, Jul 1, 2006
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    Eiron Guest

    Six would be better. Five is an odd number of pieces in which to cut a body.
     
    Eiron, Jul 1, 2006
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  8. BGN

    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot Guest

    Do you keep a pig farm?

    Si
     
    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot, Jul 1, 2006
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  9. BGN

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Head... torso... four limbs... yep.
    Six.
     
    Pip Luscher, Jul 1, 2006
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    Beav Guest

    Leave the head attached. It makes a good handle, so 5 is the more
    convenient.


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    Beav, Jul 2, 2006
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  11. BGN

    Cab Guest

    Ah but the head by itself, is so much easier to lose.

    For a good mutilation that's difficult to trace, you need to lose the
    head and hands.
     
    Cab, Jul 2, 2006
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  12. BGN

    BGN Guest

    Put them in a lumps of concrete and push them off a bridge.
     
    BGN, Jul 2, 2006
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  13. BGN

    Whinging Courier Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:
    Copper:"What's that splashing noise"
    Nick:"I'm having a very large dump"
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 2, 2006
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