Gotta love UKRM :)

Even 220 boring miles away from home, you're never far away from a
fucking great chinese & a few pints Oh & decent company too, cheers
Gyp

BTW, that chinese was fucking fantastic.

N.

 

Oh, yeah, I forgot you were in town.

Still, I've had a wonderful evening at home, arguing with V about
whether it's permissible to have an even number of balloons on a table
at a party.

 

Is this some kind of superstition thing, or just a whoosh of helium?

 

Yes, as long as it's a Fibonacci number.

 

easy done.

 

I was "forced" to watch 4 x episodes of season 2 of "Come Dine with
Me" last night. What total cunts!

 

Well it was OK for you, I had to spend all fucking evening with a
Northerner

HK Diner, Wardour Street. Never had a bad meal in there, though I've got
a nagging feeling that we (ok, you) were overcharged a tad. Though the
fact you seemed happy even though you'd tipped 30% suggests that their
prices aren't bad in the first place

 

Great innit.

 

the "you look like a horse" comment from the pseudo-jew-boy-tailor to
the, well, horse-faced bleached hair 50-something munter has fucking
made my week.

 

I know it's for TV but they really seem to find the most objectionable,
socially inept bunch of arses.

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I'm pretty sure it's deliberate.

 

As am I. But then I have to wonder at the cynicism of the production
companies, the society that rates this kind of TV and the stupidity /
motivation of those taking part.

But then I'm just feeling very depressed right now.

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Good lord.
I'd rather die than have the time or the inclination.

 

Eh? Why wouldn't it be? Or am I being wooshed again?

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Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

I'm buying helium balloons to decorate a room for a party. The precise
number of tables is unknown, as is the number of balloons we'll end up
using. She's adamant that there must be three (or one, or five) balloons
per table, but never two (or four, or six, unless arranged in two groups
of three).

She really was getting quite het up about the idea that I might adorn a
table with an even number of balloons. Which is great, because it gives
me another foible to annoy her with.

On a related note, she's also adamant that hot food and cold food can't
be served together, going as far as any hot dish with salad in the same
course. Hot with cold. It's a complete no-no, you know. Worse than carbs
with carbs.

 

Surely an even number of groups of balloons would also be unacceptable?

 

Riiight... so what about a (fresh) BLT sandwich or a hamburger? Or
lasagne and salad?

What about drinks? Can you only have hot drinks with hot food? Mulled
wine with your steak perhaps?

 

Aye. But in my case, in Bath, with an Indian, a few pints and MJC.

Reading this back, it doesn't look quite right ..

Paul.

 

Well I'm pretty much with her there. I prefer the salad then the hot
food, for example. The only exception I can think of is yoghurt with
curry (or chilli).

 

Hell yeah. Hateful things. FI all the way ..

Paul.