GP....October

middle name is 's

 

heh, I used to think exams were easy - then I finished my first degree
and went into this one... NOT SO EASY.....


oh well - it's over now - one more module to complete - then I'm a
Chartered Accountant *shudder*

 

she'll be riding a Harley soon

 

"Teddie" wrote

CPA's have qualifications?

Theo

 

not CPA... just CA, thats different

 

Ahhh ! Doing the PY or going the Masters route ?

JL

 

you can't get the CA any other way than doing the CA Course (formerly PY)

After this - they were looking at me doing masters - and I gave them the
finger and said "nuh-uh"

 

Oh yeah - that's funny..... I'm not low enough to do a three year
multiple guess "degree" actually I don't even know if they come out with
a degree at the end of theirs - or just a certificate - I must ask the
CPA's at work...

 

Oh - that's not EVEN funny... ewwww ewwwww ewwwwww....


BAD SMACK!

 

<sings>I'd _love_ to charter and accountant, and sail upon the wide
accountant sea!</sings>

;-)

big

 

punish me

 

I think I saw that in a mainstream merkin teen movie once... Can't remember
the name for the life of me but it wasn't pretty..

TB

 

<sings>I'd _love_ to charter an accountant, and sail upon the wide
accountan-cy!</sings>

Get it right ...

Cheers
Goaty

 

That's very sweet of you Big, but I actually weigh 5kg more than the bike! ;-)


BTH

 

That's very sweet of you to say, but I actually weigh 2kg more than the bike! ;-)


BTH

 

Funny you should mention it...

Moike

 

That's very sweet of you Big, but I actually weigh 5kg more than the bike! ;-)


BTH

 

"Teddie" wrote

I had to ask my CPA about Payroll Tax. He said 'No idea, but there's a
gov't website somewhere'.

What a rip-off that is. When your payroll exceeds $750K (in WA) you
have to pay 6% on the excess to the State Govt. Our payroll was $749K,
but you have to add the compulsory Super you paid for your employees
to your gross payroll, another $57K. Bummer. Then you have to apply to
pay payroll tax. A ten page form detailing your payroll for the last
eight years. Just as well you only have to keep records for 5 years,
eh?

We give our staff a CPI payrise each July, this year about 2.5%. That
will be $18K for the staff, of which they will pay around $7K to the
Fed Gov't in income tax, we pay $1.7K for Super, and $1.2K for the
State Gov't. Staff get $11K, Gov't gets $11.5K.

Theo

 

Wow. You just lost 3kg in 41 seconds. Impressive.

-----sharks

 

I don't follow your maths. Why are you giving their super to the government?

Nev..
'03 ZX12R