Grand National

Wagered at bookie: £9

Return: £9.25.

But I got the winner at the office sweep, so that's OK, then. And
daughter Helen had a quid each way on the winner and trousered £37, so
that's definitely OK too.

 

And the two stroke apprentice had second

Boxerboy

 

I wish.

I had a free bet on somethingorother at 33-1 which was leading at one
point towards the end, but didn't quite have the pace to make it to the
end.

Bit of a fucker to see my main bet fall at the first fence though.
Bastards.

 

Is it over ?

One of those hooray henrys chucked a crisp wrapper out the back window
of the private hire car he was riding in, just in front of loads of
coppers and just before he was disgorged in front of the queens arms
pub by the race track. Just in front of me while I was behind the cab
on my bike.

Nice.

Then again I'd rather be on the bike on a day like this than at the
races. Honest.

 

Sweet, I had £5ew on the nag that came 2nd at 16-1, so thats a couple of
extra carlsbergs tonight then.

 

I was given a selection of horses by my friend, who hasn't let me down
in 5 years. I bet 2.50 each way on her choices, one of which was the
winner, so I paid out £25 and got £108 back - result! Big curry last
night for us and lots of Cobra!

 

why not spend it on some decent beer then?

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Some people were suggesting decorating Adie's bike with Liverpool
regalia at Snetterton last weekend.

Of course I did the decent thing and said that would be a bad thing to
do.

 

Ace says...

 

Yeah, that's what I meant. Of course, you had no other motivation in
mind whatsoever...

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my Chinese contractor's offered to buy drinks today:

£200 quid stake; £12,000 pay-out.

I suggested he can buy lunch, rather than just drinks.

 

Funnily enough I did; they've just got DoomBar on down 't local.

Had a night on that instead.

Very nice it was too.

 

ITYM failed to find anything suitable. I've spent the weekend in WiP
and in her drunkenness dropped you lot it in.

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Adie

Strap on?

You didn't get any piccies, by any chance?

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You swore you wouldn't mention the strap on.

I was merely merry.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

At this point I would normally say "Ginge".

However, the juxtaposition of "Ginge" and "strap-on" has brought on
another bout of projectile vomiting.

So I won't.

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

You'd use physical violence because someone slammed a car door too
hard?