Grave news

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 8, 2007.

  1. I have, this day. received grave news.

    I should like the froup to prepare itself.

    Ready?

    OK.

    <deep breath>

    Big J, of this parish has bought himself a Harley.

    There.

    My informant tells me he's going the whole nine yards. Hat, chaps,
    tassles and all.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 8, 2007
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    Dan L Guest

    He'll be Big Jane within the year.
    Prace bets.

    --
    Dan L

    Too much time to think, too little to do.


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    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
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    OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Dec 8, 2007
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    Gyp Guest

    There goes the neighbourhood :-(
    Screamin' Fat Boy ring cushion?
     
    Gyp, Dec 8, 2007
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    Dave Emerson Guest

    Dave Emerson, Dec 8, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Mungo "Two Sheds" Toadfoot says...
    I dom't care what anyone says - water-cooled, new generation, Porsche
    designed motor etc etc - it's still a Harley therefore it's fucking
    fucking gay.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
     
    Lozzo, Dec 8, 2007
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    Gyp Guest

    I'm not gay.

    To be honest, I'm rarely even cheerful.
     
    Gyp, Dec 8, 2007
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  7. I presume that's not so serious as if he'd gone for /tassels/ ?

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    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
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    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Dec 8, 2007
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. Reid
    See? See? I can't even *spell* the word.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 9, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
    This is to your eternal credit.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
     
    Lozzo, Dec 9, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    You could be trying to misdirect us.
     
    deadmail, Dec 9, 2007
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  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    typed
    <waves hands frantically>

    Nononononononononoononononononononononononononononononoononononononononon
    onononononononononoononononononononononononononononononoonononononononono
    nonononononononononoononononononononononononononononononoonononononononon
    ononononononononononoononononononononononononononononononoononononononono
    nononononononononononoononononononononononononononononononoononononononon
    onononononononononononoononononononononononononononononononoonononononono
    nonononononononononononoononononononononononononononononononoonononononon
    ononononononononononononoononononononononononononononononononoononononono
    nononononononononononononoononononononononononononononononononoononononon
    onononononononononononononoononononononononononononononononononoonononono
    nonononono.

    Honest.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 9, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    Is that a cheesecloth shirt that's making the swishing noise?

    Or, is it the braided beady bits in your beard?

    You know, neither of them go with the leather waistcoat or bumless chaps
    you're wearing.
     
    deadmail, Dec 9, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Mr Eaton has obviously considered batting for the other side at one
    point, this is proven by his ownership of a v-max.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Dec 9, 2007
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    Donald Guest

    It wasn't him in the news having a bit of exhaust pipe surgically
    removed from his tadger with an angle grinder, was it ?

    He's obviously still a bit unsure, the bike wanted to be on top and he
    didn't like it.
     
    Donald, Dec 9, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    Yeah, but he did give it a fucking good hiding in the end. Credit where it's
    due Andy.


    --
    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Dec 9, 2007
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  16. Erm.. wasn't it actually the case that he got a man in a van in to do it
    for him and thus does not really deserve the credit you so generously
    bestow or does my memory fail me?
     
    steve auvache, Dec 9, 2007
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    I'll certainly fancy a test ride on a Buell 1125R as well as a Morini
    Corsaro Veloce.
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    Pete Fisher, Dec 9, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    I thought he took the man from behind, BICBW.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Dec 9, 2007
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