great new

The government is putting a bill through parliament to banned the use of
mobile phone then driving. Offend could face a fine (£50-£2,000).


U all ride safely, now ;-)

 

GOT IT! I suddenly see why Sir Tony's posts are so interesting. It's
all about figuring out what tense he's talking in!

<peers at screen>

<thinks>

Oh, he must have heard the adverts.

 

Am I losing the plot, isn't this the ban than comes in on 1st Dec, the bill
that went through parliament yonks ago and was originally intended to stop
medieval jousters using the mobile during tournaments ?

D

 

That explains why I'm never going to understood what he been going to have
already said!

 

Bogeys on the screen *again*

 

Class.

I think I'm beginning to see why you're considered 'special'.

 

David Thomas wrote

Almost certainly but that is neither here nor there.

As you may have noticed, sir.tony's ever growing band of disciples have
long sought to gain insight into the True Meaning of His Word. Alas,
for them, with little success.

His detractors however, have maintained steadfastly that there is ought
but utter bollocks in everything he says or does.

It seems that there may now be reason to consider a coming together of
the two factions. The argument for this would be based loosely around
the premise that he is so far out of anything that contemporary
scientific knowledge would call reality that he is living some
considerable time in the past. Something which I doubt either side of
the debate could argue against with any degree of conviction.

Who knows, this could be the start of a new era of harmony among men.

 

Ah, another convert. "He *is* the Messiah".

 

mb wrote:

"He is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

U all ride safely now

--
Oldbloke

2000 Honda CB500
BOTAFOT #140
"He's like Robbo's chubby kid brother"

 

Oldbloke wrote

He is not a poof either like Prince Charles.