Green oil.

Not in LS1 or LS9 it isn't

 

We've got some bright yellow veg oil buses running about in Brighton
now. They smell strange too.

 

A 38 tonne truck carrying catering size drums of veg. oil was nicked from
Magor Services. The lorry was found abandoned just outside Pontypool. The
trailer was empty.

With diesel over £1 a litre I imagine this type of theft seems attractive
to your unlicensed mini-cab outfit.

 

Amazingly well, considering there are none.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

Grimly Curmudgeon says...

The front end of my ex-wife's Moggy almost collapsed when we took the
engine and box out. The front chassis legs were like paper lacework.
Seems the engine and box were holding them from folding up.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE
Suzuki SV650 K3
Honda CBR600 F-W
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka

 

They were fuckers for that - box sections full of shite and water.
Hardly surprising most of them hit the breakers within 7 years of
manufacture, but that was normal then for just about every car.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

My dad's got cancer and he was a metallurgical engineer.

--
Dan L

Too much time to think, too little to do.


http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

We liberally injected large quantities of old engine oil into all the
various box sections and cross members of Shirleys '64 Traveller.

Fucking superb car

--
Dan L

Too much time to think, too little to do.


http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

My father (z``l) died of cancer and he was plod.

D.

 

"everything gives you cancer, there's no cure, there's no answer,
everything gives you cancer..."

Name that tune

--
Dan L

Too much time to think, too little to do.


http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7)
X-FOT#000
DIAABTCOD #26
BOMB#18 (slow)
OMF#11

 

Cancer, Joe Jackson [1].

D.


[1] I googled..

 

I've worked as a mechanical engineer for over 30 years, I smoke, I
drink, I eat junk food, my paternal grand parents died of cancer, my
maternal grandparents died of heart disease and I really don't worry
about what's going to kill me.

 

When you do, can I have your bike?

 

I suspect he'll be taking it with him - at least part of the way.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

Adie! He says he doesn't worry about you.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

I'm a journo, I eat too much, drink too much, r(like you) ide nasty
dangerous motorcycles, travel (like you) to nasty dangerous countries,
and if my number comes up tomorrow, I'll reckon I've had a bloody good
life.

 

Dan L says...

My mate Neil died aged 16 from heart failure, and he'd never smoked a
fag in his life. Hitting the side of a Vauxhall Nova with his moped
fucked him good and proper though.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE
Suzuki SV650 K3
Honda CBR600 F-W
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka

 

Andy Bonwick says...

My Mum - "Laurence, when are you going to stop smoking, it's going to
kill you?"

Me - "Ma, I ride a motorbike and I ride it fast, do you really think
it's going to matter whether I had a smoke just before my last trip on
it?"

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE
Suzuki SV650 K3
Honda CBR600 F-W
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka

 

Having just been at a family funeral and looked around I can recommend not
waiting to die of old age.

 

Oh you are *so* transparent