"Ha-Ha-Ha"....

Is the sound coming from outside.

Fucking trick or treating cunts.

I've a mind to throw a bucket of water over the little gobshites

 

Just make sure it isn't yer mum on a passing visit............ oops...
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
90 CB450DX (The Moped)
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
We'll open up your eyes,
just to check that you're asleep, again

 

Fr Jack says...

Easy, my parents don't know where I live. I know they live 8 miles away
because I was brought up in the house they live in, but they don't have
my address.

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
I haven't lost my mind, it's
backed up to a floppy disc
that's around here somewhere.

 

Replace the word "Water" with "Piss" to get into the evenings festivities.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Fr Jack amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Heh, I've only just got that.

I love children.

<Tired cliche>

But I couldn't eat a whole one

</tired cliche>

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Zanziba amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

When I lived in Haywards Heath I gave some of the kids that were my
neighbours lumps of rock and stone from the garden. They seemed to like
the way they plonked into the bottom of their bag but next morning they
were calling me "gravestones".

That wasn't very nice was it ;0

 

PMSL

 

Oh the joys of living in a first floor flat with a security intercom
on the front door.

An intercom that can be turned off.

 

Been posting in the TLS Staffroom lately?