Ha, made it (long)

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Andy Bonwick, Feb 2, 2010.

  1. Andy Bonwick

    platypus Guest

    Ah, in that case, you would make like Bonwick and flail out of your pit to
    blast a snowbank with the brown 12-bore. He blamed the Glühwein, but I
    reckon he was full of shit.
     
    platypus, Feb 3, 2010
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  2. Andy Bonwick

    Fr Jack Guest

    "Posh" as in kept clean and well supplied with bog roll, or just
    better than getting a frostbitten arse?
     
    Fr Jack, Feb 3, 2010
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  3. Andy Bonwick

    Fr Jack Guest

    Imodium.
     
    Fr Jack, Feb 3, 2010
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  4. Andy Bonwick

    platypus Guest

    Cubicles with soft bogroll, squirty soap, running water albeit cold, paper
    towels and a Super Ser-style gas heater belting it out. So, yes.
     
    platypus, Feb 3, 2010
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  5. Andy Bonwick

    mark Guest

    It is the dogs.
    Wear it a *lot* for working outside in the winter.
     
    mark, Feb 3, 2010
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  6. Andy Bonwick

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Ah, I almost had a bad experience this year when it came to taking a
    dump...

    Donald and I were drinking pints of gluwhein on Thursday night and
    when it came to bed time I'd just got my boots and over trousers off
    when I was taken by a sudden need for a shit. I only made it as far as
    the path before having to go so the only option left was to kick a
    load of snow over it and let frost do the rest. It's a good job we had
    plenty of snow that night or it might have been a bit smelly 6' from
    my tent.

    Needless to say I stopped drinking pints of gluwhein from that point
    onwards.
    You missed a good one.
    That's what drunken Germans are for.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Feb 3, 2010
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  7. Christ onna unicycle. Have you seen the state of those impossibly
    fit/vain bastards on that site? If I want some winter outanna bout
    underdoodles, M&S thermals are about as beefcake as I go.

    I sit here typing this in charcoal grey M&S 2009 at this moment in this
    bloody cold building. Mindbleach can be bought at your nearest corner
    shop.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 4, 2010
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  8. Andy Bonwick

    Ace Guest

    There are other weights, and several different weaves. IIRC what I was
    wearing at the weekend was a Skin 180 undershirt and a 260 top one.
    Still needed the fleece gilet under my shell jacket, mind.
     
    Ace, Feb 4, 2010
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  9. Andy Bonwick

    Ace Guest

    I can get it at discounted rates from the club, e.g.
    Bodyfit 260 Tech Top £49.95 /£74.95
    Bodyfit 200 Oasis Crewe £36.95 /£49.95
    Bodyfit 200 Mondo Zip £42.95 /£59.95
    Bodyfit 200 3/4 leggings £32.50 /£44.95
     
    Ace, Feb 4, 2010
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  10. my mother used to say that. she's wrong in most of her assertions...
    We had snow friday last week and 16c on saturday, so i took the car
    out with the roof down. we had snow last night, and this morning i
    shovelled the driveway in a t-shirt. fucking brilliant place. must go
    skiing saturday.
     
    vulgarandmischevious, Feb 4, 2010
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  11. *Two* sleeping bags?

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Feb 6, 2010
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  12. Had that at an Alpine Rally back in the '70s. Such being the physics
    of the thing, it made the tent warmer...

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Feb 6, 2010
    #72
  13. Usually because snow means a low-pressure area, and they are
    warmer (that's why they're low-pressure...). There was a time in '80 when
    Mawson was warmer than Canberra -- because we were in the middle of a
    blizzard! (-2 C rather than the usual -25.)
    Not really; it goes ---> *that* way at 105 knots! The one time we
    had snow with no wind, so that it collected on the flat roofs, we soon found
    out which buildings had leaky roofs!

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Feb 6, 2010
    #73
  14. Andy Bonwick

    platypus Guest

    One inside the other. Lovely and warm.
     
    platypus, Feb 6, 2010
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