Happy Birthday Lozzo..

...you old ****. xx

 

Too early. I would have noticed if it was today.

 

It's Thursday isn't it. Bugger.

 

'S OK. I'll bugger him Thursday, then.

 

With plenty of Swarfega.

 

While wearing wellies and a waxed Barbour jacket.

 

The traffic to your Flickr.com account will be massive.

 

How long's Elly been away?

 

Do you mind, I'm trying to eat some breakfast here...

 

<glum>

Days.

 

"Next time I cum it's gonna be like a wax dart shooting out of my ..."

 

Thank you Mr Hicks...

 

Cane said...

Repost this in 2 days you daft ****.

 

Verdigris said...

Makes no odds to me, I don't celebrate birthdays as a rule and tbh had
forgotten about this one until yesterday. I get mightily pissed off when
I get birthday or christmas cards as I don't like people to waste money
helping me to celebrate something I can't be bothered with.

 

I thought people posted this sort of thing so they could look like
they were part of the in crowd.

 

That too. But at least it's not as bad/sad as those folk who post about
their *own* birthdays.

Of course it's probably just bitterness on my part: nobody ever wishes me
happy birthday. :-(