[QUOTE="riccip"] You may recall my radiographer son's experiences with a badly injured bike thief and the delightful Linda, the 18-stone mouth.[/QUOTE] Ho yuss... [QUOTE] Anyway my son has since heard through the grapevine the police did eventually catch the yob. As anticipated when the pain became too much to bear after a couple of days they took him to another hospital in a nearby city and pretended it had only just happened. Sooo predictable even the filth were expecting it hence they'd put out an alert to all surrounding hospitals. Clever people those policemen.[/QUOTE] Excellent. [QUOTE] Perhaps her guardian angel plucked her from the jaws of death? Here's wishing the lucky lass a speedy recovery.[/QUOTE] Result! Two happy endings for the price of one.