Harley Davidson

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Made me smile.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Nick amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

AOL

 

It appears to look like poor front brake application to me.
I can scrape the boards on one of them without problem.

Someday, someone may smile when you fall off.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Jamie Sweetlips amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

<Shrug>

It's only a Harley.

 

It made me laugh out loud.

 

And me....

 

You forgot to mention it appears to be only an American also.

 

When I threw myself across the road I thought it was very funny.
There's no use being scared about something that you know is going to
happen. Just be happy that it wasn't worse.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Jamie Sweetlips amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Yeah, what a ****, eh?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

It's a troll.

 

Well, somebody benefits...

 

BGN said...

And we laughed too.

 

Indeed Mr. T. I could qualify for a YTC though.

 

Mother wasn't impressed though.

After the police knocked on her door to tell her that I'd been
blue-lighted away to the fairies she called my brother who later
arrived at the hospital with his pikey girlfriend, "What the **** did
you call him for, mother? I don't want his fucking cut-price tart
flogging lucky heather anywhere near my bed." To which mother
replied, "Are you tired, Nicky? Did you eat your dinner at work?"
ARGGHHH!

Fucking Pike-ella girlfriend then insisted that she should help the
nurse scrape gravel out of my wounds and after I said NO she then
picked up a scrubbing brush/sponge and went to touch me. I pushed her
away and said in a firm yet pissed off voice "Don't touch me. Get
away from me" the fucking bitch.

I could never marry a women, they fucking piss me off. They don't
reason like normal people.

 

"Molly" spouted:

Well, in view of most of the deeds in our lives, who doesn't?

 

Gosh, such anger and agression has been released from me. I must lay
down.

 

BGN said...

That has given me the biggest laugh I have had all month. I'm glad gay
blokes think this way too.

Thanks Nick

 

BGN wrote:

For a gay bloke, you certainly seem to know about wimmin.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)

My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11

 

*Excellent*

One of the best rants I've read in ages. Laughed my socks off. You're
fitting in well......

 

A YTC is neither a deed nor an incident; it is a lifestyle statement.