Has anyone...

....got a Nissan Micra for sale?

 

Hey, fool! Don't you go musclin' in on my meme!

 

Work with me, we'll get rid of it for you.

 

Actually, a work colleague might. You'll have to pay shipping though.

 

www.autotrader.co.uk

Actually, I think the old jellymould Micra is a hoot of a car. The
Doctor's is unburstable and unbreakable[1].

I took it to work the other day. Long day, so rang when I was leaving
the office to say I'd be late. Got home 45 minutes later, and she
accused me of thrashing her car because I'd got home so quickly.

Guilty as charged. It's only a 1.0 engine, and hills make it sweat a
little, but there's something fun in thrashing the tits off a lump like
that.

 

It's your lucky day!

I've been trying to persuade the Mrs to part with her Micra in favour
of something shiny and new... like a new bike for me, or more probably
a Suzuki Swift for her.

She's been umm'ing and aah'ing over it and just needs a little bit of
a push - from the top of the stairs... joking!

1995 M-plate, 1.0-litre Micra Mauritius in Met. Green. 10 months MOT
& Tax. <70,000 miles (I think - I'll get the proper mileage if you
want it). One previous owner - it was a year old when she bought it.
Ultra-reliable little car and TOG says, it's a hoot to drive. We is
in the North-West(ish).

I think an offer of £500 would probably convince her that it's the
right thing to do.

Just one condition: I don't want it appearing on 5th Gear.

HVB

 

I've got a Haynes BOL for it.

 

I have one. Low miles. Starts first time. Good condition. Leccy
everything. SORNed and stood in the garden waiting for a buyer at around
the £300 mark. Email wpdotjones@btinternetdotcom

 

Thou art, truly, the whoooshmeister - and I don't mean that you've
been whooshed, either.

Nice netful, there.

 

<fx: bows>
Yebbut, you're the only one who noticed

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, mb

He's not, you know. I just didn't want to say anything until I was sure
the catch was complete.

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And can't use apostrophes?

Ali

 

[1] in comparison with, say, a triumph trophy.