Heads up ...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Steve Parry, Apr 5, 2009.

  1. Steve Parry

    Steve Parry Guest

    I've heard today that Brunstroms latest weapons in his victimisation of
    motorcyclists are .... camper vans housing the speed cameras. Well at least
    the boys will be able to make a nice cup of tea while they're on camera duty
    :)

    Apparently they're being "launched" over the Easter weekend.

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    Steve Parry
    BMW R80RS, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 K1200GT SE
    95 BMW F650, 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50,
    BMW 330Ci
    www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Apr 5, 2009
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    Nige Guest

    Saw that about a year ago. What a ****.


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    Nige,

    Honda VTR1000 SOLD!
    BMW K1200S
    Range Rover Vogue
    Aprilia RSV Mille
     
    Nige, Apr 5, 2009
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    Do you know, I really would like to do that slow moving roadblock thing
    someone mentioned before. A few hundred bikers, travelling along at a
    heady 10mph, would at least make the point.
     
    Simon Wilson, Apr 5, 2009
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    Nige Guest

    Just get some harley riders along, you wont have a choice.

    Or the two old cunts we saw today :)

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    Nige,

    Honda VTR1000 SOLD!
    BMW K1200S
    Range Rover Vogue
    Aprilia RSV Mille
     
    Nige, Apr 5, 2009
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Wilson
    It's really rather simple. Stay the **** out of Wales.

    It may help to write to the Welsh Tourist Board to explain why you (and
    your money) are remaining in England. But I rather doubt it.

    Whether I ever visit Wales again will depend on whether Richard
    Brunstrom is buried there, and (if so) whether I am still fit enough to
    piss on his grave.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 5, 2009
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    SD Guest

    I can't: there's points in them thar hills. And valleys.

    16 landmarks: 350 points.

    I'll take the Wing - that should be safe.

    Mind, the other two are not much quicker.
     
    SD, Apr 5, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    The one I was with today would have trouble breathing at that speed.


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    Beav, Apr 5, 2009
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  8. Steve Parry

    Beav Guest

    Unfortunately, that means he won. In the 60's I used to love riding in
    Wales, but I'd not been for years and now, like you, I won't be going again.
    Worth a punt though.
    Give me a call when you go and I'll happily stand alongside you and act as a
    prop so we can both piss on the fuckers grave.

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    Beav

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    Beav, Apr 6, 2009
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    It's not just Wales though is it? A former colleague of mine has just
    been banged up (12 months I think) after an accident where the other
    party died. I don't know the details, I do know he certainly considered
    it an accident but was 'encouraged' to plead guilty. HTF does locking
    someone up help?
     
    Simon Wilson, Apr 6, 2009
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  10. Steve Parry

    Steve Parry Guest


    I've just filled a job application and it really stuck in my craw having to
    reply yes to the "have you been convicted of a criminal offence (this
    includes motoring offences)"

    I hate being a crim <sobs>

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    Steve Parry
    BMW R80RS, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 K1200GT SE
    95 BMW F650, 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50,
    BMW 330Ci
    www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Apr 6, 2009
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    Ace Guest

    There are only one or two motoring offences that are recordable, so...
    ....unless you've been convicted of one of them (and you'd know if you
    had) the answer should still be No.
     
    Ace, Apr 7, 2009
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  12. Steve Parry

    Steve Parry Guest

    Mine was careless driving but I thought I'd best be on the safe side

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    Steve Parry
    BMW R80RS, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 K1200GT SE
    95 BMW F650, 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50,
    BMW 330Ci
    www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Apr 7, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    Careless definitely isn't recordable.
     
    ogden, Apr 7, 2009
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    I think you would be entitled, as Ace suggests, to interpret
    "criminal" as "recordable". In which case, as far as I can tell, it
    would have to be either an offence for which you could have been
    gaoled or be on this list

    http://www.opsi.gov.uk/si/si2000/20001139.htm
     
    Colin Irvine, Apr 7, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    All accidents are avoidable (if we're being properly pedantic about it) and
    if some **** killed my wife or sprog, I wouln't give a **** how it helped
    (or not) if the driver was banged up, I'd just be happy that he was. And if
    he's locked up, he won't be ploughing into anyone else for the duration
    either.

    He shouldn't have listened to anyone saying he should plead guilty though.
    That *is* a ****'s trick.


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    Beav

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    Beav, Apr 7, 2009
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    Ace Guest

    AOL to that.
     
    Ace, Apr 7, 2009
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    Tosh. From the unexplained new tyre blow out, to getting totalled by
    a truck whose driver's just had a seizure with no previous history
    of it, to having your house collapse on you during an earthquake.
    There are plenty of unavoidable accidents.
    If he was culpable, then yes, otherwise, not.
    Fucking daily mail reader.
     
    Alex Ferrier, Apr 7, 2009
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  18. Steve Parry

    Beav Guest

    Faulty manufacturing and quality control (improve) or nail in tyre (don't
    run over)
    Don't get close to trucks. Stay home. In bed.
    Move to a less earthquakey area.
    No there aren't. If an accident happnes, someone will find out what caused
    it and remove the cause. It WILL get fucking stupid, but all accidents can
    be stopped. You simply have to have on for the investigators to investigate
    and find a "cure" for.
    Poeple aren't generally thrown in nick for being innocent.


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    Beav

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    Beav, Apr 7, 2009
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  19. Steve Parry

    Alex Ferrier Guest

    Because you can spot and avoid tiny sharp objects in the road, can you?
    Wow, I'm impressed.
    Not exactly a great life strategy, is it?
    Really? Pehaps you'd like to tell that to the inhabitants of
    l'Aquila? I'm sure they'd be most grateful for your sage, if
    somewhat late, advice.
    And you can dissapear up your own arsehole playing the blame and
    prevention game. At some point a line has to be drawn which defines
    what is reasonable or otherwise to have take into account as the
    'cause' of an accident. And also what level of precaution it is
    reasonable to take to avoid a repeat in the future.

    Everyone fucks up occasionally, not always maliciously or carelessly
    or even, perceptably. Just because some investigator or jury can point
    to a singular cause of an accident, it doesn't necessarily follow that
    the person responsible for the course of action which precipitated the
    accident should be punished.
    I wasn't discussing the individual case. But yes you are right,
    it is up to the courts to ascribe the blame and act accordingly.
    Rather than people like you, running around with your big broad
    brush attempting to pin the indefinite down with a spot of good
    old nice safe unthinking certainty.
     
    Alex Ferrier, Apr 8, 2009
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    Alex Ferrier wrote:

    Ding. I think you've hit the point right there. My problem is that the
    line has just moved way too far in the precautionary direction.
    Ding again. Also, IMHO, the punishment has precisely 0 chance of
    preventing the 'incident' from happening again. Unless it completely
    discourages the driver from ever getting behind the wheel.
     
    Simon Wilson, Apr 8, 2009
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