Hello, I'm Champ

My introductionary line to Cat at dinner at the Black Horse. Also, I'm
staggering back to the bed and breakfast on a 60mph unlit road as I
write this.

 

One h too many in there.

 

Nicely observed.

 

At 20:49?

I thought you said a while ago you were going to stay later next time.
To enjoy the end-of-the-carpark frivolities!
Or something.

 

At 20:49?

I think wessie enjoyed the new talent on my behalf.

 

I didn't see any of that either.

 

He wandered over, yelled something half incoherent about Champ, at first I
thought he said "I love..." but then some other people thought it was
funny and let me get on with *not* looking like a scared rabbit.

I saw his retreating back leave the carpark shortly after. No idea what
the bloke's like! Champ(tm) seemed charming on the phone and was at least
*convincing*

The *cough* drive home was awesome!

 

What: A voice on a telephone
Biker: No evidence presented
A lothario: I found myself inexpertly attempting to flirt.
A woman: The contents of our phone conversation should probably remain
private but I'd give a 50/50 chance.

As for the other champ...

I'd better stop talking about people from the EoSM before they get back
and have a chat about what *I'm* like.

 

nahay?

"What happens in Book club stays in Book Club."

 

WUN said I could have got away with introducing myself as Des.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, M J Carley

Well, *I* thought it would have been funny.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

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Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

But not by you because you're a suave sensitive man of the world, I'm
sure.
I was glad to hear you'd enjoyed your birthday present.
Has anyone disappointed you with details of me yet?

 

http://dykestowatchoutfor.com/454

 

<looks in briefly>

Not yet - I'm still googling. They've blocked the image search at work
(either that or I broke it), so it's taking longer than expected.

Paging Ginge: Aren't you normally good at this?

 

Good at what, exactly?

 

<aside to cat: He's either saying you're flat-chested and look like a
boy, or you're mad as a bucket full of rattlesnakes. Or both.>

 

You sound like you're negotiating optional extras on a possible purchase.

 

Ah, you've obviously not met him yet.

 

I think I'm too scared to now.

 

As discussed earlier, she *so* is.