Here's a Saturday smile git'er

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BJayKana, Jan 21, 2006.

  1. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    <>You may not know this, but many non-living things have a gender.
    1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
    see right through them.
    2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
    them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right
    buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
    3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
    4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
    have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
    5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
    water.
    6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
    7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
    up.
    8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
    bottom.
    9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
    years, but it's handy to have around.
    10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't
    you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
    it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
    trying!
    `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    If ya' get a chance to ride today,like we will, do Ride safe, watch out
    for them' cagers at them interSections, heh heh

    'Ya'll take care'' --BJAY--
     
    BJayKana, Jan 21, 2006
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