Hey darsy, your RGV is dead.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Cane, Jun 24, 2006.

  1. Cane

    Cane Guest

    I thought I'd take it for a little spin but didn't get very far. It's
    got fuel and the battery is strong. It kicks over then dies within
    seconds even with the choke on full.

    Can't work out what the problem is at the moment but Bear's due over
    any minute so that'll be two of us.
     
    Cane, Jun 24, 2006
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    sir tony Guest

    Check the spark plugs, they get so dirty on those two-strokes.
     
    sir tony, Jun 24, 2006
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  3. Cane

    Cane Guest

    Good point. I was thinking that the oil had settled as it's been
    standing for quite a while but dirty plugs is worth a look.
     
    Cane, Jun 24, 2006
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    Spete Guest

    Make sure sir.tony isn't firmly attached to it's exhaust, I'm ass-uming
    you've checked?
     
    Spete, Jun 24, 2006
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  5. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    You mean: that'll be two useless fuckwits who don't know what they're
    doing.
     
    vulgarandmischevious, Jun 24, 2006
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  6. Cane

    sir tony Guest

    The exhaust might be blocked from Darsy's cum after he has been
    creeping around people houses.
     
    sir tony, Jun 24, 2006
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  7. You better believe it. A.nNthony brandy, moped rider and infamous
    dogger boy speaks from experience.
     
    gonesailing_gonefishing, Jun 25, 2006
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  8. Cane

    Cane Guest

    Heh, it was fun. Good job we didn't stay, I've got an important grading
    this morning so I'll need something resembling a clear head.
     
    Cane, Jun 25, 2006
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    catman Guest

    Best of luck
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    catman, Jun 25, 2006
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  10. Cane

    sir tony Guest

    You are Austrian, so who are you posting on a British newsgroup? Go
    back to aus.television.
     
    sir tony, Jun 25, 2006
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  11. Cane

    darsy Guest

    it was working fine at Snetterton. Try it without the choke, but blip
    the throttle just after you kick.

    <fx: thinks>

    Have you got the fuel switched to the "on" position?
     
    darsy, Jun 25, 2006
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  12. Cane

    sir tony Guest


    Its probably messed up with your cum after you been peeping over
    people's walls and scaring the children back into the house.
     
    sir tony, Jun 25, 2006
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  13. Nope, you're dead wrong there, anthony dogger, as you always are.I know
    my pedigree and there are no European ancestors in my family.

    so who are you posting on a British newsgroup? Go
    I post when and where I choose, sambo dogger boy. whether you like it
    or not is of no concern to me.
     
    gonesailing_gonefishing, Jun 25, 2006
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    sir tony Guest

    Anything you post on this newsgroup will be bullshit, because you will
    never have valuable to say about motorcycling in the U.K.

    So piss-off you proofy racist and everyone knows it.
     
    sir tony, Jun 25, 2006
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  15. Cane

    Cane Guest

    Just got back. Passed :)
     
    Cane, Jun 25, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    Congarats. Does that mean you're now officially qualified to rip sir
    twatty's head off with your earlobe?

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    Krusty, Jun 25, 2006
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  17. Cane

    Cane Guest

    <fx: hangs head in shame>

    Thatll be it then. I was about to clean the cum out of the exhaust but
    I'll let it run instead.
     
    Cane, Jun 25, 2006
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  18. Cane

    Cane Guest

    Heh, all it means is that I'm a 2nd kyu and have only one more grading
    to do before my black belt.
     
    Cane, Jun 25, 2006
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  19. Cane

    Cane Guest

    I just didn't believe that darsy's cum could stop a bike.
    Cheers, it was a tough two hours.
     
    Cane, Jun 25, 2006
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    catman Guest

    What was it, then? Hopefully your height was not a factor.

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    catman, Jun 25, 2006
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