Hi Viz Jackets

Why do some motorists put them on their parcel shelf or over the
paasenger seat?

Is this a special club sign or are they all cunts?

 

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They're cunts.

Did you slow up a little at first?


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To make you think that they are more important that a building site worker
or BT engineer.

So, at a guess, the second one.

 

They're cunts. In the same cunts club as the fuckwits that drive
around with hard hats on the parcel shelf. I knew a fuckwit who used
to do this: he had to brake hard on the motorway and the hard hat flew
forward from the shelf into the passenger's headrest and then smacked
into his left hand on the steering wheel. He rammed the van in front
quite hard, having released the brakes in shock. Never left his hat
there again.

 

Dunno. I throw mine in the back of the van because it's covered in oil
and grease.

 

Andy Bonwick wrote

Doesn't that make the jacket mucky though?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Cane amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

They're all cunts.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Pip amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Good. Fucking prick.

 

Cunts. So is the bloke on the white, full fairing BMW with a Hi-Viz jacket
who rides across the Forth Bridge.

 

A decent hat on the parcel shelf renders a car invisible to policemen,
whereas a dayglo jacket says 'nick me'.

 

Eiron wrote

A cloff cap and a shooting stick are said to work wonders in rural
parts. I suspect though that in a town they would be seem as an
invitation to scrotes.

 

Masons. Its a new sign since the handshakes were published on the internet.

 

Do you think anything stowed in the back of my van isn't covered in
oil etc?

 

Andy Bonwick wrote

Yes, well, I am not altogether sure that the contents of the back of
your van are a thing for contemplation. Although there probably is a
cure for cancer evolving in a dark corner somewhere.

 

On Sat, 28 Jan 2006 18:57:10 +0000, steve auvache

The hidden growth is under the drivers seat along with assorted empty
milk cartons and biscuit packets.

 

Some are worried about other cunts running them over, cos they're hard
to see when they have to change a wheel on the side of the road in the
dark... and the rest are just cunts...

 

<looks out windwow>

Funny, I didn't know Bonwick was driving my van.

 

When I was an apprentice, more than once I put a seat cover on a car
seat to stop my overalls getting dirty ;-)

Not even a works van either. Some punters private motor.

Cheers

Paul.

 

I don't think I'll be driving *my* van after Monday morning. It's got
one or two dents since my Saturday lunchtime ram raid on the rear end
of another car.

I'm a sinner because you can't have an excuse when you hit someone
from behind. It was the usual watch the traffic rather than the car in
front and then when I decided it was time to brake my trainer slipped
a bit on the pedal and all of a sudden it was silly **** time.