Hide your silver

Don't leive any cash, credit cards or cheque book around...when you know who
is around. Be aware of smack heads!

 

The burning question is: are they better or worse than drunk drivers?
I think we should be told.

 

Morning Cane. I was just working on my computer game, its hard work.

 

Hmmm. I think...I don't know.....good question. I will have to get back to
you on that.

 

I hope it's writing.

- You are in Tony's Room, there is an exit to the south. There is a
computer here.

Enter Command> Use Computer

- Your options are ost shit to UKRM or read some dogging websites.

Enter Command>

 

Heh. Cheers Cane, that had me starting the day with a chuckle.

 

Nice of you to warn us, but we already hide our valuables whenever we
see you posting...
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1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

I'm writing one, in an adventure game

 

Cane says...

" "

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cane

"I'll be up in a moment".

 

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Cane secured a place in history by writing:

Just lurked through the whole day's posts. This one gets funniest of the
day, as in snorted white wine all over my keyboard. Class.

 

Strange that Sir.Tony should be writing a computer game when he
can't even write a sentence.

Anyway, here's the game. It's called Dogger.

The player has to collect parcels and deliver them to the correct address
in order to replenish his "money", thus enabling him to buy "petrol".
On the way he has to look out for taxis doing U-turns, white BMWs
and grey Ford Escorts which want to squash him.
When the player has enough "money" to complete the level he can
pick up "Graham's Radio", so that he gets no more parcels to deliver.

To complete the level he now has to find the rocking car parked in
a secluded car park, without being squashed, and manipulate his joystick.
Extra points are awarded for making eye contact.
The next level is faster and the player has to avoid the police...

 

What programming language are you using?

 

Knowing Sir.Tony it'll be written in DROOL.

 

maybe it's FORTH; would go some of the way to account for his syntax
and speeling.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

Ride u all safely now?