Hmmm.... checks bank account....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200370188940

 

Looking at the list of things needing done, I wonder how he'll be able
to supply it with an MOT, "Depending on the sale price"

 

His spill chucker has a humorous bent.

 

Guess it'll cost money to arrange for the beer lorry to crash outside
the MOT place...

 

I loved this:

"Whole body lifts off to revile custom space frame chassis"

 

Yes, I had a good laugh at this as well. Phonetic spelling and spell
checkers don't make for very good English but the results are often
hilarous[1].

[1] With the exception of people who call vehicle's slow down devices
'breaks'.