ho ho etc

Merry Christmas aus.moto!

Another year almost gone... Harsh Week still going strong... Clem's bike no
longer wrong... oh no, here comes a song.....(to the tune of....)

Oh come all ausmotians,
Jap bikes, Beemers, Guzzis,
Oh come ye and celebrate the end of a year,
Yea though it's Harsh Week, Trumps n Tractors all rejoice
Oh come and have a Coopers, oh come and have a Strongbow,
Oh come and have a beverage, we're all mates here!

betty beer witch, curtseying festively

 

Truly horrendous.

But Merry Xmas anyway...

Onya bike...

Gerry

 

[hearty applause]

 

Have a good one guys.

I'm totally a bah humbug and about to go to work as I can shit done
without interruptions.

But I must admit I did **** up in that I forgot to buy food and
nothing in Salamanca is going to be open and I don't have a car at the
moment so am trying to find out what actually is open in Hobart today
so I can eat. I can skip lunch, but really should try and put food in
me sometime today.

Have a nice pagan religious festival you lot.

(Maybe I can just find a bottle shop. Hops is food innit?)

 

Ahhhh the true spirit of Xmas....

Here's to a safe festive season and a (fiscally) sound new year.

Moike

(Packing the truck for a gentle trek north. Xmas in Wang, a visit to
Degas in Canberra, then finding a way of getting to somewhere near
Grafton without straying too far from the hilly country. See yous all
in the new year.)

 

Merry christmas you lot


Kim

Anyway, it's Jesus I feel sorry for. Having your birthday on Christmas
Day sucks, only one present. And don't forget Easter. They only just
invented it and he died, so no easter eggs either.

 

LOL - just thought it made a bit of a change from "Go kill
yourself"... ;-P

Well, the Big Day passed uneventfully at Chez Betty, seeing as I spent
it at my daughter's place. We had a lovely time drinking strawberry
diaquiris and watching DVDs (something I rarely do at home[1]).

Today I returned home and checked out the next door neighbours'
chooks, coz I said I would be Chook Mummy while the boys are away for
Christmas. I've never had much to do with chooks, and to be honest,
I'm a bit scared of them...those darting, pecking beaks...

Having a lovely time!

betty
[1] watching DVDs. I'd never had a strawberry daiquiri in my life till
yesterday.

 

New Zealander to another: "hey bro, what's a Hindu?"

New Zealander 2 replies: "lays eggs bro"

 

Thet wuld be iggs. Iggs are choice, bro...

Kikwi at KFC; "Sux cruspy chucken strups, a sneck peck, large chups, a
zunger burger, end sux tuns of pipsi, ta."

One for the kiwis;

Mirry Chrusmuss Unzud.

 

Byertiful! [applause}

bitty

 

You're not on my "go kill yourself" list.

Yet...

Once a year I let my partner take me to see an opera at TOH, cos she
lets me have daiquirís. The opera is just a bonus...


Onya bike...

Gerry

 

The Topp Twins are at the Blue Mountains Folk Festival in March...


Onya bike...

Gerry

 

Doctor goes to the bar, says to the barman, 'Give me my usual almond
daiquiri, Richard.

Barman finds he's run out of almonds, substitutes a hickory nut, serves
it to the Doctor.

Doctor takes a sip, then questions the barman; 'Is this an almond
daiquiri, Dick?' 'No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc...'

 

That joke is so old it's got grey heair and a beard. Now, what do we
do to people who have the temerity to drag old jokes in here? Hmmm?


Onya bike...

Gerry

 

Don't give up your day job..

 

Where's your joke then, George?

-- Posted on news://freenews.netfront.net - Complaints to --

 

Not my turn

 

Toosmoky has had as much abuse as George ever has....

JL

 

Merry Xmas and a happy new year to all

JL

 

It can't be that old, George hasn't told it yet...