Holy Roller

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BiffB, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. BiffB

    BiffB Guest

    Seems the hard core Southern Baptist/Jehovah Witness/hypocritical nutjob
    type dude at work bought himself a shiny new 1200 Sportster with our
    recent bonus checks.

    I am told by his ex-con son-in-law that before he took the Rider's
    Course (at the Harley dealership), he decked himself out in full HD
    regalia: boots, jacket, helmet, the works.

    Based on my knowledge of this guy, I do not expect this to end well. :(

    But hey, he took the MSF, so here's hopin'.

    /How do you keep a Baptist from drinking your beer?
    /Bring two Baptists.
    BiffB, Aug 26, 2008
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    SKooter Bum Guest

    All you need to do is take him to Yankee's and Drifter's and tell
    him how much the ladies go for Harley biker guys. Don't forget to
    mention that the ones wearing a vest that says "Property of" are
    open for almost anything. Just be sure you're way back in the
    corner when body parts start to fly.
    SKooter Bum, Aug 26, 2008
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  3. BiffB

    BiffB Guest

    Am I not supposed to wear Harley gear on my Kawasaki? How the hell else
    am I supposed to get my pose on?
    BiffB, Aug 26, 2008
  4. BiffB

    BiffB Guest

    Really, I don't hate the guy *that* much. Hell, I actually don't hate
    him at all. But that would be kinda fun to watch.
    BiffB, Aug 26, 2008
  5. BiffB

    BiffB Guest

    I am unsure as to his exact denominational preference, however, i do not
    consider hypocritical nutjob to be mutually exclusive to either of the
    other two terms.

    What's to be jealous of? his gullibility? perhaps i should clarify that
    he purchased the Harley merchandise about two weeks before taking the
    class, and about a month and half before purchasing the motorcycle. If
    he had done this with Kawasaki gear, I would consider him even more of a
    tard. at least the Harley gear has some resale value.

    /my face is really sunburnt, so i look extra satanic this week.
    //like Hellboy, only with long hair instead of horns

    a.) Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Jesus H. Rollerskating Christ i hate
    that movie.
    BiffB, Aug 26, 2008
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    bj_kana Guest

    ==Do the hard-core SB/JW nutjob workers at your place, get bigger
    ''bonus checks''?
    If so, I'd be getting me some hard-core nutjob religious training.,
    'Cause them new 1200 Sportsters, do 'cost'' a pretty penny.
    Biff, is he gonna be able to ride with you and your other pals,
    dressed out in his new HD Garb? <chuckleing> JayT=
    bj_kana, Aug 26, 2008
  7. BiffB

    bj_kana Guest

    ===You damn right. Especially riding by'em in a Ford special EDHD
    PickUp truck......becha' looked bad.....
    Where's the other bad asses today...bigol'ED,Reg,TheLouie,nonnymuss...
    and that roaming dude, Redshad.....Hail!
    bj_kana, Aug 26, 2008
  8. BiffB

    BiffB Guest

    As long as he doesn't get all preachy, I don't care. He got a slightly
    bigger bonus, but it was based on tenure, not on being a nutjob. The
    gubment left me barely enough to buy an 883 after taxes, let alone all
    the poser gear I'ld need.
    BiffB, Aug 27, 2008
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