Home

That's me home and warm. The bike looks manky and so does my kit but
that's no big shock.

I'll post something resembling a trip report once I've unpacked and
cleaned myself up a bit.

 

Welcome back, Captain Scott.

 

Well done. You did it so we didn't have to!

#same as it ever was

Here - cut and paste this a few times: "cold"

 

Are you still holding to the "no rerun" line

 

Who knows?

I enjoyed the experience and don't regret that part of it but there
are a lot of things that would be very different if I went back.

 

Like actually getting there?

 

You'd enforce the no cunts rule?

 

Put a postit in your write up maybe

 

I am not sure solo would be the right way to do this.

 

*Chortle*

 

To a line on a map? Nah, I've had to give up when it got too shit
caving and climbing on numerous occasions so that's not an issue.

When I said I wished I hadn't bothered it was purely because of the
way my decisions affected other people and not because I didn't get as
far as I'd have liked to have done. Nobody should ever assume
otherwise because they'd be very wrong.

 

<Appeals to jury>

I think that counts as a definite bite.

 

Looks more like he tasted the bait and swam away.

 

**** off you stupid **** - like you could ride a motorcycle in -20 deg
Celsius.

The only person that is anyway allowed to mock the failure is Alex as he
wanted to press on - I was secretly relieved the vote went to turn back.

 

Well done you cunts. I'd love to have been with you, but I'm too fucking
nesh.

 

I considered my response and decided it was stinky bait and went for
what I considered a measured reply before anything got out of hand.

 

They weren't there man...

It wasn't a trip where you could afford to make mistakes - if you thought
the Elefant was cold and your response to that was brandy and chocolates
with stupid second world war references then you'd be seriously fucked on
this one.

 

It was certainly one of those 'you had to be there' trips. My money
wasn't on TOG being the one to have a snidey little dig but it was
always going to happen.

 

Heh. S'only 'cos I'm slightly miffed I wasn't there.

 

Will that frostbite affect masturbation?

You are all fucking loons, but it's kept us mere mortals entertained